Welcome bitches.
So, I'm supposed to sit here and type out a whole page about myself which no fucker will read. Great. As I have nowt better to do here goes..

I'm going to start with that I am no longer a Site Admin. I stepped down from the post recently so please don't PM me with your shit, I'm not really interested and even if I was I wouldn't be able to do anything about so there's fuck all point you bothering me. Take it to the 'Contact Us'
I am however, a Fakers Central Moderator. In the unlikely event you have a fake that is one thing I can help with.

Me, myself and I..
If you are one of the complete retards that hasn't figured out my name yet it's Emmalouise. Not Babes, Sweetie or even Peaches. If you are going to approach me at least try use my name, it isn't that difficult.
I'm 25, quater of a century. Fuck that sounds so old.  I'm going to be heading off to Boots soon for my Oil of Ulay. I guess I'm lucky though as so many people still say I look about 18 which is a bloody good thing whe you're quick approaching 30.
I'm in a very happy relationship! I'm not here to find a quick shag or 'cam fun' Eeaw, seriously? Fuck off.
I'm a short arse (under 5 foot to be precise). When I first meet people they are usually quite suprised that an adult can be so tiny but my hight doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I love it. I still get to wear kiddie shoes after all.

I'm a real girly girl and a bit of a tomboy all rolled into one. I love pink, my make and cute girly dresses but I'm at my most comfortable slobbing about in khakis, Tiberlands and a hoodie that does nothing for the figure and hanging about with the blokes

In any kind of social environment I will almost always be found hanging out with the blokes talking about Bikes, how hot the  lastest female celeb is and trying to give them an insight to women (and failing miserably). I find I'm more comfortable and
relaxed around blokes as opposed to women. Groups of women are bitchy, judgemental and a bit intimidating (don't deny it girls, you know it's true).
Don't get me wrong, I love girly nights out just like almost every other girl. The only difference being after completely terrorising a bloke I feel really sorry for the him. (Admit it guys, a group of drunk cackling women heading for you is a horrifying thought no matter how 'matcho' you are!!)

Personality wise I don't know. My good friend Rach says I'm really odd because it changes from week to week. I don't understand how unless I'm schizophrenic My mood can change very quickly too and I'm one of those people that will try hold things in rather than upset people then I just explode one day leaving everyone around me wondering what the fuck happened.

I say fuck.. A lot. Fuck fuck fuck fuck... (You get the idea)

My  family mean the world to me, I have 3 nieces and 2 nephews who I adore. I also 'inherited' another 3 nephews and a niece when my younger of 2 brothers married. Despite this my family is still very small. Which leads me on to..
I no longer have a mother. She passed away 2 years ago and still miss her so much. We didn't have the best of relationships but I still loved her all the same. I also don't have a Dad either for reasons I'm not completely sure of and I quess I never will be.

Without making this an even more depressing read let's talk about kittens!!
I have 3 of the little sods that I wouldn't give up for anything. Twinkle, a cute little black girly just like her Mummy. Tigger, a trouble making stripey male and Smudge, a male too and although he's the biggest he's scared of almost everything. My babies never fail to cheer me up even when they are climbing all over me when I'm trying to type!!

Time for a moan..
Typing like a complete retard mixing upper and lower case with numbers, WHY??! It isn't cute, or unique just fucking annoying. If you can't type a sentance out without doing this then go the fuck away! I don't have the time or patience for people like this. (Good luck with filling out a job application form  by the way)

Drivers (or shall I say little boys) that feel the need to beep or 'woohoo' at you as they drive past. Why why why do it? It's just drawing attention to your lame excuse for a 'pimped out' car. A Corsa? Seriously??! Go read up on the highway code as you will find this is not the correct way to use the horn, imbeciles.

Getting ID'd. Ok this is one I really should take as a compliment but when I go to Sainsbury's for my weekly shopping and buy a nice bottle of Rose I don't expect to be asked. It's not like I'm some chavvy little kid that's gone in and stocked up on value crisps and the cheapest nastiest bottle they could find in order to stand on the street corner looking 'w3ll @Rd Ahn gr0wn uP iiNiiT'.

One last thing before I give up on this profile..
The amount of 'Bisexual' girls you find online these days. Just because you took pictures of you kissing your best friend for the purpose of posting on the internet it doesn't make you Bi, Just an attention whore.
Ok so we are all attention whoring in some way or another but why lie? I am a genuine Bisexual (omgz I have done things with females ) and is fucks me off the amount of people use it just to get the attention of the opposite sex. Be yourself! Lying will only lead to disappointment.

Well, that's me done for now. I can't be arsed anymore.

Now fuck off.