Ahh, the life... or lack of to be more accurate. I have JUST enough education to perform. I'm just a big geek, ha.

I work at a place called NCR out near Belshill and Airdrie at a place called Eurocentral. Its quite boring stuff... I send people to go fix ATM's and stuff *snooze* but it pays quite well.. I be the bread winner, bring home the bacon - and then make some sort of job buttie? I'm a vegetarian. I'm not strict; I eat fish, and duck. Well, they're nearly fish, aren't they? They're semi-submerged a lot of the time, they spend a lot of time in the water, they're virtually fish, really. And pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near water, I'm not strict. I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically. Ok, I'm not a veggie, Hitler was a vegetarian. It's very unseemly to think so, but there he was. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. I love bacon though, it is the food of the people, people who don’t like it are just weird... If I cared about the animals and wanted to be a veggie.. I would probs dream of bacon =( with lots of tomato sauce, ye jist kinnae beat it I tellz ye.

I WAS in the merchant navy =| in theee navvyyyyyyy lol *salute*. That’s was quite cool, got paid to travel to all these mad places, places i may never have seen if I hadn’t went, I don’t regret it.. even though I spent my 18th birthday myself cause I was at opposite of world from my family and friends working =( I missed them, I was going all emo.. well drunk emo anyway, don’t really have the hair to do it properly, its bright blonde and goes curly when its long =( I would look like the most cheery ray of sunshine out of all them emos, I drank ALOT while i was away too, probs not a good think but it was SO FUCKING CHEAP, you cant say no to that. Only $3 = £1.50 for a ltr of vodka, or $8=£4 for a crate of beer, ye just cant with that with a stick can you? I was away for 5 month =O so much changes when your away, I can back feeling like an outsider cause I didn’t have a clue about new music or anything.... plus I looks like a norman =( total goober =( cause I didn’t get a hair cut the whole time I was away, I just didn’t trust that Indian guy who learned to cut hair watching a video on the ship... he watched it as he cut you hair =O sack that for some potatoes.

I went to college the other 1/2 of the year when I wasn't away sailing on me boaatttssss... at that was such a laugh, was brilliant, had a college flat that my company paid for too, 6 bedroom, all on-suite in the middle of Glasgow centre for free B-) it was good, oh yesss.... even better was the fact that every other flat in our close only had girls in it.. all 17-24, and we decided on the day we moved in to chap all their doors and have a cup of tea =) needless to say we were always having parties with them, as you would. I am a bit smart, and a bit mental. A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he's not going home to invent a rocket, is he?

I have a quite twisted and dark sense of humour, I laugh at some of the sickest thing.. not sure if it is cause I find it funny or it is just a nervous reaction, and I'm about as mature as a toddler... but its all good being a simple person, less to worry about. I am getting more mature about things though.

I like my drink, I wouldn't say I was an alkymaholic - more of a connoisseur of sorts, sound alot better doesn't it? This is when I have my best thoughts, like how I could become a millionaire by bottling the sauce out of Mini-Kiev’s and selling it like tomato and brown sauce in a tube, or how I would like grow a beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

As you will probably have guessed if you are actually reading this bit and not going straight to the photos , or have given up 1/2 way cause it is just wayyyyy to much of a read (I know, your busy, time is money ecttt) I talk the power of poop. And If you are STILL reading on, I salute you, navy styleee *salute* HOOHA, I will once day arrange for a certificate for you. It is especially bad when I have been drinking... I will annoy the fook out of you, but it can be quite humorous so... balances out in the end, my cousins and mates have great stories to tell of me, but usually I cant really remember any of it.

Ze Lurv Lifeage... hahahah, yes righto, we had to get to this bit eventually =( . No girl will take me ha (that isn’t funny =( feel sorry for me you coonts!) Nah, I use to have no luck with love at all, it was quite shocking actually, lots of one-off encounters, but nothing solid, well not until recently. I’ve been with Linnie-face now for 11 month. Scary stuff, but I love it, she just understands me and we get on great.

I use the forum and chat on here :0 I can multitask at same time bish! I post well to much in the forums. most of my college days ha. Might explain why I never had any work done. I never use to use chat an one day went in out of boredom. I use to rule chat, mostly cause there wasn’t much in there then I showed up ha. I use to win all the chat awards (6-month solid – world record!) and have been voted the greatest and more recently runner-up greatest chat user ever! I was also voted into the forums hall of fame. I Rule, I'm E-Cool. I don’t need to pop my collar, my shirts get erections when the touch me.

MON the arrogant self-absorbed version ha. I fucking rule tbh....


My taste I’m music > all tbh. Probably cause I listen to or am open to it all, and I find little gem's no one know about, or way before they were cool. Like the peaches song ha. I like almost everything... i think it’s stupid to just stick to one kind of music, got to experience it all!! Anyone who listens to my mic as says my music is shit is WRONG basically, cause I am sure I have load of song they like, and loads someone else likes. I like almost everything.