Pint a Stella please hen!
| Name: | ian menzies |
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| Gender: | Male |
| Starsign: | Taurus |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Age: | 24 |
| Job: | Electrical Consultant |
| From: | United Kingdom |
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IBIZAAA 17/6
Ian Menzies (Mingy)
Costa del Kilby near Paisley
Hard Worker
Poker Legend =D
(20) 18/5/87
Ian Menzies <3 Lola Porter
(Even tho we r no more shes still ma bestest)
-|- KILBY AMOS No 1 -|-
-|- FUCK YER THISTLE -|-
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers....Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning. Choose sitting on a couch watching mind numbing spirit crushing game shows. Choose stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at th end of it all pishing your last in a miserable home nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish fucked up brats you spawned to replace yoursel. Choose your future. Choose life
... i chose not to choose life i chose something else....
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Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because lifes complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
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THIS WILL MAKE SENSE TO PPL BORN IN 87, 88, 89, 90, 91
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s TROOP IF...
YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"
YOU ONCE OWNED A BLACK OR NAVY BOMBER JACKET (PUFFA JACKET) WITH BRIGHT ORANGE ON THE INSIIDE!
MADNESS "BAGGY TROUSERS" WAS A HIT
IN SKOOL DERE WAS ALWAYS A GROUP OF 5 GURLS THAT WAS A POPBAND LIKE THE SPICE GURLS THAT EVERY1 WORSHIPPED AND HAD THERE ON DANCE ROUTINES
YOU CAN REMEMBER THE STEPS DANCE ROUTINES OFF BY HEART STILL
EVERYGIRL HAD A BRIGHT COLOURED SPICE GURL TSHIRT
GREASE LIGHTNING WAS YOUR FAVORITE FILM AND YOU NEW ALL THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG
TROUSERS THAT WERE SKIN TIGHT THAT HAD THE ELASTIC ROUND THE FOOT THAT YOU WORE UP TO YOUR NECK.
JELLY SANDALS <3
SILKY ADDIDAS TRACKSUITS WITH BRIGHT PINK ORANGE AND GREEN 3 STRIPES
TRACKSUITS WITH POPPERS UP THE SIDE
GAP JUMPERS LOOOL
YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.
YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.
YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"
YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS
YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.
YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. <3
YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.
YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!
YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT
YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS
YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.
YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.
YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE
YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
2 WORDS..SPICE GURLS
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