Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag gaurantees an orgasm ...

Welcome to my world haha ...
 

Ma baby Cole n Meee ...

Anyway lets do this ...

(Not updated this belter in oohhhh bout a year so here goes)

I came into the world on 11th September 1981, that makes me 26 for all you dumbasses out there, the rents decided to call me Jennifer for some fuckin insane reason, I'll eventually change it by deed poll to something exotic like Mercedes but until then it's Jennifer, or Jen but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will it ever be Jenny, a hate that name, I was also kiddin about the Mercedes bit ...

As I was saying ... I live in the wonderful world of Numb n Cauld a.k.a. Cumbernauld with the rents, done the whole having my own pad, sooo over rated so am back here, that and the bf chucked me out haha ... Anyways I'm single at the moment, staying that way, more fun to be honest, no one to answer to and can do what the fuck I like when I like!! My main ladies are Cole (pictured) and Karen, I have more guy mates than girlies, purely because guys are more fun, they don't go to the loo in twos and bitch everytime your backs turned and you get a better laugh with them ...

At the moment you are listening to The Arctic Monkeys - I bet that you look good on the dance floor ... thanks for noticing coz I do haha and AMY WINEHOUSE - total LEGEND ... I am very much an Indie chick at heart, can't beat a bit of the Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Ian Brown (Legend) ... but I do like to shake my shimmy to a bit of hardcore, needs to be done at the weekends ...

This year you will most definately NOT find me at T in the Park (my second home), anyone worth their weight in gold will be there as they always are, always the same crowd, always a pleasure just not my pleasure this year as I went and got myself pregnant and my little angel is due on the 28th March 2008, can't wait to meet him ...

At the weekends you will probably find me sitting in, not much us pregnant chicks can do ...
Pre-pregnancy I most certainly drank too much, I took too many drugs and the weekends were never remembered but hey thats what being youngs all about is it not ...

My wee gorjus son ...
 

2:07pm - 24/03/07Arctic Monkeys yusssss