Im Nik, im 27 n live in a little town called Darwen(Gods Little Acre) in the northwest. I like many things including leather bound books, going to pleasure town and taking deep breaths.
I am a good person! Oh yeah, not sure how to describe me in a nut shell, maybe: "Hi Im Nik and Im trapped in a little nut shell, my arms and legs are all bent cause Ive been trapped in here for a week and have had to drink chicken soup to survive."
No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
Some of the best things in life are free such as walking on fresh snow and collecting funny shaped rocks, there are others that cost a bit more such as helicopter lessons and high class prostitutes. I don't do any of those things myself. I always do good things never do bad things. I have a cat and hes called Loki. He thinks he knows where I keep the biscuits but the little bastard doesnt know shit. If you wanna message me feel free, if not then thats ok.
Who I'd like to meet:
The late, Great, Jesus Christ I’m not a religious nut but I think he would know how to party what with the wine making and all.
Put your hands down my pants, I bet you will feel nuts
Visit me at -- http://www.myspace.com/n1kolai
Add me on msn -- nikolai91 at hotmail dot com xxx
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