Owrayt me ducks! How at?

Since leaving prison for indecent acts against chickens haven't really done much of interest. If Big hairy Harry is surfing the world wide thingy majig thanks for taking care of me! Can't talk too much the purple nasties are planning an invasion of never never land.

STOP THAT CHICKEN!!!! Didn't we have some fun back in the old days when CHICKEN tasted like CHICKEN.

I remember the days, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (spooky music going back in time to the past)

(I wasn't really in prison for chicken molesting it was never proved!)

I did wonder about venturing into many interesting careers such as: Time travel (couldn't quite get my head aroung the space time continium theory) Brain surgery (sight of all that blood...put me off my dinner!) Space travel (don't like heights!)

If you could be bothered to read down this far, I spent 2 years working at Halfords, 12 years working for Scania (truck manufacturers) in various locations around the midlands and then I was TEACHING! Ah the joys of moulding young impressionable minds and converting them into mirror images of myself! Still living in Stoke, single (nobody loves me!) kids??????

I remember the time at school when the spaceship landed on the all weather football pitch and pebble dashed all the teachers cars? Weren't the teachers angry! Anal probes all around that day glad I managed to hide! Strange but some people emerged from the spaceship smiling!!!!!!

Ahhh the twitches have started must go and take my medication Matron will be along shortly Got to go!

*****NEWSFLASH*****

Latest update on Andy Barrow's mission of World Dominance. Had to leave teaching before I strangled one of the little.....errrr darlings? Too much hassle, too much travelling, too many hours, too little interest. Working in a a warehouse for now, putting things in boxes, sometimes the right things in the right boxes! No hassle no grief no stress no money!

Would have gone busking but I can't play an instrument (well there is one but thats rude!) and I can't sing.....but maybe people would pay me to shut up? Now there is an idea.

The weirdness doesn't stop here, check out my blog! If you find this amusing great! Drop me a note.

If you are not amused.....paaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrp

Woohoo! Got a new job. Sorry can't tell you what it is, a matter of national security!!! No more putting stuff in boxes!

p.s. I'm not a trekky really was just looking for something amusing to base my profile on and this amazing piece of music managed to inspire me.

Porridge

Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
If it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)

Spike Milligan

1:28pm - 29/11/07Music