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I SHAT HAPPILY IN FLORIDA AND SMACKED MY CORNFLAKES OVER A PS3 IT WENT INTO MY SLIPPERS THAT SMELLED OF CRABPASTE BECAUSE I DIPPED MY CHICKEN IN CRABPASTE COVERED WITH CRISPY HERPIES LIKE MY POTATOES RUNNER HAS A INFLATED BUNION THAT BURST LIKE A CAMELTOE WITH CREAMY GENITAL WARTS I ENJOYED LIKE THE INFESTED SCROTOM PLUNGER BECAUSE MY MACARONI WISNY FOOSTY ENOUGH THIS MADE ME SPUNK LIKE A SPIDERMONKEY ON A STETHOSCOPE BECAUSE IT ROARED LIKE A BANSHEE FEATURING IGUANAS RAVING TO PRINCESS DIARIES ON THE POOFEY ! 

.Tommy--Me;

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▫Welcome~

▫SaraHaughey* Hearr enoo'

AbOutttt Thiss-Ledgend;;-

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▫Well;His Names' Thomas;Mcfarlane°° Ezz FrOm Scotland-Weymsbay'BBut He is in Florida For the time being playin Football (Soccer)

Hes 16 Andd Still inn School [Bradenton Prepatory]

TommyyBoyy Plays furr IMG Academies

Hes' foundd Naewer right noo unless yer willin e fly nd see him in Florda .! Wae Americans Acoursee;;

Ayee Tommys' Sinlgee  ,, Get it Sortedddd Girls,??;;

Askk Forr Thee Yahoo]  iff Wanted.Thiers To Many Floaters aboot!

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▫Well am Suree Ats Aww yi needy know* ;

Much LOvee Sara  ..;

Aha !.