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TouchMyWinky

Age 23

Name: TouchMyWinky
Last Online: Nov 19th 2008
Last Updated: Nov 19th 2008
Visitors: 9712
Rating: 9.99095 (20 votes)

Location: Ayr
Relationship: Single
Sexuality: Straight
Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
Eyes: Blue
Hair Style: Not short enough :(
Body Type: Slim

Occupation: Pornstar and jack of all trades at Boots :D
Ideal Partner: Imperfections make perfection
Interests: My friends and family, martial arts, alcohol and cars
Cigarettes: I don't smoke
Alcohol: I like to get drunk
Drugs: I use drugs now and then
Bad Habits: Being undecisive

About me

Hiya, i am Stu *waves and sticks tongue out*. I am a laid back kind of guy and can be quiet. I like to think i`m a nice guy. i`m kind, affectionate, caring, friendly but not too soft. Once i get to know people, i start to warm to them. I`m from Ayr, it`s shite but it could be worse haha! I am up for anything really! I will try anything once. I work in Boots, it is actually the shizzle! It`s such a laugh and the banter is fantastic. Mon` the team

I like hanging about with my mates and having a good laugh. I HAVE to give a big shoutout to Paul and Dougie are the best mates you could have in ze whole vide vorld! They are mad, a bit like myself

They are always there for you and willing to help

Aye, we are the three amigos from the land of Scot

Yawhaw ladies, do you want to dance with Raul?!!!! We are always there with a YAWHAW darling, then give you a nippletwister

As a scotsman, i am always up for a drink, wahey

Get it doon ye

I really love music, i can plays the drums. Music is my life really. It has helped me alot through the life i have had so far and will help me for things to come I like all kinds of music, it is a bit boring listening to the same kind of music all the time. Went to see Placebo live, i would definitely go again. Infact if anyone wants to go then tell me!! lol. Some of my favourite bands are Oasis, Jack Off Jill, Ocean Colour Scene, The Birthday Massacre, Limp Bizkit, Metallica, Linkin Park, Placebo, The Sex Pistols, The Rolling Stones, Gemma Hayes, Jamiroquai, The Music, KT Tunstall, The Stone Roses and Puddle Of Mudd. I am into body art and modification. It`s something i really and truely love, i find that it`s a subject you can never stop learning from. It used to be a taboo subject but alot more people are accepting it now. It has actually become really common. I think it`s about self expression, sometimes you can`t say what you feel but you can put it into words (if that makes sense, probably doesn`t ) and draw to get your feelings out. If you can design a tattoo yourself or get the help of someone that is artistically minded to help you then it`s an amazing feeling to know that no-one will have the exact same piece as you

I admit people can go too far but i respect them for having their own decisions as to what they want to do with their body. It will always be a part of my life no matter what, until i`m old and grey and my kids throw me into a home or something like that lol. Dad, we don`t want you anymore you old fart now go away and give us your money too lol. I have had a few piercings and tattoos and plans for more as well. My dream is to become a professional piercer with my own studio/shop. Wether i succeed or fail trying to accomplish this, i don`t really mind but obviously i`d rather succeed. I`ll have fun trying and that`s the main thing

I like martial arts, i started tai chi quite a while ago but i had to stop because of work (had to do longer hours). I would like to go back because it helps your feeling of well being and makes you more relaxed. I think need that because i am naturally nervous. it really helped me

I started jiu-jitsu and for the same reasons i had to stop going. I will get back into both and start doing muay thai as well. Once i am stable with a car then i can start going again

Although i am scared of heights i would like to overcome it by doing a bungee jump or two and maybe sky diving. For that i would like to go to South Africa or Australia. It is something i have always wanted to do. If you want to contact me, you know where i am

Cheery bye *waves*

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[] Love me

[] Go out with me

[] Kiss me ( just a peck )

[] Kiss me (with tounge)

[] Wrestle (dirty) with me

[] Eat me

[] Fuck me

[] Cheat on me

[] Take a shower with me

[] Sleep with me

[] Hurt me Physically

[] Hurt me Emotionally

[] Protect me

[] Lie to me

[] Scream at me as much as possible

[] Treat me bad

[] Spread rumors about me

[] Play me

[] Take me out

[] Listen to me, when i need you most.

[] Help me, when i need help.

[] Hold my hand in front of your friends

[] Say how much you love me, in front of your friends.

[] And mean it.

[] Sing with me.

[] Dance with me.

[] Take stupid pictures with me.

[] Run away with me.

[] Hit & Split.

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5. Would u kiss me?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why?

7. Describe me in 1 word!

8. What was ur first impression of me?

9. Do u still think the same?

10. What reminds u of me?

11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?

12. How well do u know me?

13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?

14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?

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3. Do you fancy me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. Would you shag me?
6. If i asked you out what would you say?
7. If i had 1 last day on this earth would would we do?
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Have you ever?

1.Thought of me when your alone?
2.Wanted me to come out with you?
3.Thought there could be more to our friendship?
4.Ever wanted there to be more?
5.Wanted to get PISSED UP with me?
6.Wondered if i cared?

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How have I affected you?
What do you think of me?
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How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
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On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
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