Hai!
I'm immature. I'm retarded. I laugh at things that aren't funny.
I have the mental age of a 7 year old. I fucking love it.
I live in Birmingham. Its pap, but its home.
Home, yes, mom, dad, brothers etc etc. Yawn.
I'm currently working in a factory that supplies glasses to specsavers. It's fucking cack. I'll be finding a new job soon.
Typical 19 year old right?
Pretty much. My life consists of working and drinking alcohol. It never used to be that way, but money now means I can afford to do what I like whilst still getting smashed. This is immense.
Big football fan, Aston Villa is thy team.
I have now bought a car, it's a Clio. It'll do for now. Yes, I do speed and play loud music. Go me.
Some people see me as arrogant. This is not the case. These people just don't know me.
If you do know me, you'll know I'm actually a fairly shy, quiet person.
The reason I'm seen as arrogant is because if I have an opinion, I'll say it.
I probably won't give a fuck what you think.
However this doesn't mean I won't listen.
Second chances are a thing of the past.
I've lived, I've learnt.
If you abuse my trust, I no longer want or require your presence in my life.
I have no time for cunts.
If I give a shit about you, you'll know about it.
Unfortunately these people are few and far between.
I won't blow smoke up your arse, so if you're after somebody to stroke your ego, go elsewhere.
I type in proper English, If Yu TyP3 L1k3 D1s, kindly do me a favour and erm....get fucked.
I'd say that was the basics, but its not. It's a very small insight into 'me'. Writing on a screen will never be enough detail to give you an accurate impression.
If you want to know more then give me a message.
I probably won't reply but fuck it, do it anyway.
Comments
I dno, I cant understand your utter shit you post all over my GB, nuff off the fucking life stories man. Yeah I googled it, not like I just picked that from out my brain is it. No you mong, brown sauces main ingreediant is VINEGAR. I didn't say throw it on, just mix it in. Same sortof thing. Use a sharp object to get it out then, but don't accidently stab your self in the FACE, or do. Well I have fags here and I'm nice and warm wrapped up in my bed with the heating on and I don't have work until Wednesday. So erm I win, oh and I'm watching Bam Margera film called Where the fuck is Santa or something like that, it's funny but harsh as fuck.
Well nothing underlined then either you fucking gork. Fuck off with your once, twice underline fail. I cant even remember what you rambled on about. But if you read the back of a brown sauce bottle I'm pretty sure it has alot of vinegar in it. Oh, well look at this. " It has a malt vinegar base blended with fruit and spices, and is usually eaten as an adjunct to hot or cold savoury food, or used as an ingredient in soups or stews." There you go. Mint sauce is the fucking sex. I'd have it with everything if I could. Lamb roast dinners = YUM. I'm glad you have stuff stuck in your teeth. Now fuck off 'cus I'm watching a film.
You didnt underline anything then, blad. Well erm, I think brown sauce is just the same as red but with more vinegar. Wtf, you on some kinda diet or something? There is fuck all in my house either, I sent my Mum down the chippy then ate my advent calender.
YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMYYYYYY. No.
Get some tommy sauce and put shit loads of vinegar in it.
OR SOMETHING. [/captainbigslock]
THAT LOOKED GOOD.
I want some toast with grated cheese and brown sauce! :(
SHARE. Pls.