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Location
Rushden, Northants
Relationship
Engaged
Sexuality
Straight
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Eyes
Brown
Hair Style
short and brown n spikey
Body Type
Medium Build
Occupation
Waitrose, Checkout Supervisor
Ideal Partner
my carrie <3
Interests
Chillin & relaxing :)
Cigarettes
I don't smoke
Alcohol
I drink now and then
Drugs
I don't use drugs
Bad Habits
me? never!

About me

  Ah Hello!

welcome to my profile brought to yoo by ME =]
i am Carl! you can call me pretty much anything im not really that fussed =]

me



<--- i look like that!
yes i do stupid stuff like hang off
of posts and pose stupidly and i do
it because i can! walking around just
chatting gets very boring after a while
so i spice it up a little and piss around.


 

me n ricky

i am male, obv, i am now 21 wooop! i
blatently do not act it but i am =[
quite depressing really lol oh well
i will live. i have been fully educated
thank you, I work at Waitrose!
as a Checkout Supervisor,
i am the best one (H)
Been there 4 years!
and dont regret a minute of it
Simply the BEST job in the world


yes! i amazingly actually managed to get fully into that car ^^^^ haha

i cannot officially drive yet it fucking sucks, i get screwed over so i gave up for a while when i get the cash i will start again and fucking pass and be the coolest driver on tha road! with my storyteller car! haha! =]]

Me and Jaredi talk to pretty much anyone =] im superfriendly and usually really happy =] im a lazy ass but its fun! i have my house which i share with my brother and my girlfriend has kindly decided to take over! lol some people say i love myself, they are very much fucking right. theres one thing ive come to learn in my 21 years on this shithole planet and that the best person for you to be around is yourself! if you dont love you no one will! i am rather vain i will make sure my hair looks good all the time, as shown in that picture! i like taking pictures of ME. haha!

My friends are the best i could ever want they are always there for me when i need them, they are blatently than yours! you can argue with me about this but i really will not give a shit! my best ones by far are Nicola and Natalie. I would do anything for them 2 =] and love them to pieces

me n carrie

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i am ENGAGED! to the BEST girl in the world Miss Carrie MEadows, she means the world to me and is my lil blue eyed angel truly one in a million and i will never lose her =] <3 The girl is in the picture here ---->
Click on the picture! it takes you to her profile

 

 

i am quite a random person, it makes life fun! i love my music, and my music taste is very random lol and my phone im not online as much as i used to be but i do get on here at least once a day so i can chat to my lovely friends =]

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WhenTheKiteStringPopsWhenTheKiteStringPopsHappyAge 16Nov 10th 2008

thanks for the rate

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Heyyy

thnx 4 de rate hun =)

howz yhuu?

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NEW LYRICS -for clare :)

			
				
					Brain fried tonight through misuse 
Through misuse, through misuse
You can't avoid static abuse
Abuse, abuse
												
													
														
														
														
														
														
																
																	
																		Without these pills you're let loose 
You're let loose, you're let loose
Take off, get out, no excuse
No excuse, no excuse
																									
																										
																											
																											
																											
																											
																											
																													
																														
																															What's that coming over the hill 
Is it a Clarebear? Is it a Clarebear?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a Clarebear? Is it a Clarebear?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a Clarebear? Is it a Clarebear?
What's that coming over the hill?
																																															
																																																
																																																	
																																																	
																																																	
																																																	
																																																	
																																																			
																																																				
																																																					Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out 
It seeps out, it seeps out
Face down, home town looks so grey
Looks so grey, looks so grey
Convexed you bend, twist and shout
Twist and shout, twist and shout
Stand up brush off get moving
Get moving, get moving
																																																																								
																																																																									
																																																																										
																																																																										
																																																																										
																																																																										
																																																																										
																																																																												
																																																																													
																																																																														What's that coming over the hill 
Is it a Clarebear? Is it a Clarebear?
(x4)
																																																																																		
																																																																																			
																																																																																				
																																																																																				
																																																																																				
																																																																																				
																																																																																				
																																																																																						
																																																																																							
																																																																																								Face down, home town, face down, home town 
Face down, home town, it looks so grey
(x4)
																																																																																												
																																																																																													
																																																																																														
																																																																																														
																																																																																														
																																																																																														
																																																																																														
																																																																																																
																																																																																																	
																																																																																																		What's that coming over the hill 
Is it a Clarebear? Is it a Clarebear?
(x4)
 
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fill in the blanks :)

01] I _____ Carl

02] Carl is _____.

03] If I were alone in a room with Carl, I would _____.

04] I think Carl should _____.

05] Carl needs _____.

06] I want to _____ Carl.

07] Someday Carl will _____.

09] Without Carl im _____.

10] Carl can be _____.

11] The worst thing about Carl is _____.

12] The best thing about Carl is _____.

13] I am _____ with Carl.

14] One thing i would like to know about Carl is _____.

15] Carl should go and _____.

16] Carl _____ me

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quiz yeah do it go on :)

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ?
16. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about u?
17. Would you ever meet up with me?

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Racism


A Black man walks into a café one earli morning, n noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
“When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured "
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Read more...

Child abuse


MY NAME iS SARAH
i AM THREE
MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN

i CAN'T SEE
i MUST BE STUPiD
i MUST BE BAD
WHAT ELSE COULD HAVE MADE
MY DADDY SO MAD ?
i WiSH i WERE BETTER
i WiSH i WASN'T UGLY
THEN MAYBE MY MUMMY
WOULD STiLL WANT TO HUG ME
i CAN'T SPEAK AT ALL
i CANT' DO A WRONG
OR ELSE i'M LOCKED UP
ALL THE DAY LONG
WHEN MY MUMMY DOES COME
i'LL TRY AND BE NiCE
SO MAYBE i'LL GET JUST
ONE WHiPPiNG TONiGHT
DON'T MAKE A SOUND!
i JUST HEARD A CAR
MY DADDY iS BACK
FROM CHARLiE'S BAR
i HEAR HiM CURSE
MY NAME HE CALLS
i PRESS MYSELF
AGAiNST THE WALL
i TRY AND HiDE
FROM HiS EViL EYES
i'M SO AFRAiD NOW
i'M STARTiNG TO CRY
HE FiNDS ME WEEPiNG
HE SHOUTS UGLY WORDS
HE SAYS iTS MY FAULT
HE SUFFERS AT WORK
HE SLAPS ME AND HiTS ME
AND YELLS AT ME MORE
i FiNALLY GET FREE
AND i RUN FOR THE DOOR
HE'S ALREADY LOCKED iT
AND i START TO BAWL
HE TAKES ME AND THROWS ME
AGAiNST THE HARD WALL
i FALL TO THE FLOOR
WiTH MY BONES ALMOST BROKEN
AND MY DADDY CONTiNUES
WiTH MORE BAD WORDS SPOKEN
"i'M SORRY!" i SCREAM
BUT iT'S NOW MUCH TOO LATE
HiS FACE HAS BEEN TWISTED
INTO UNIMAGINABLE HATE
THE HURT AND THE PAiN
AGAiN AND AGAiN
OH PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY!
OH PLEASE LET iT END!
AND HE FiNALLY STOPS
AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR
WHiLE i LAY THERE MOTiONLESS
SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR
MY NAME iS SARAH
AND i AM THREE
TONiGHT MY DADDY
MURDERED ME. Read more...

Animal Abuse


in the house
alone in the dark
quiet is all around me
i can hear a dog bark
theres a sound at the door
i run and hide
theres someone out there
they r coming inside

a light comes on
i pound up the stairs
i can cry all i want
no one cares
they r coming upstairs
theres nowhere to go
a man yells at me
what he's saying, i dont know
he grabs me by my neck
stuffs me in a sack
he swings me into the wall
everything goes black
i wake up later
im in a car
i am feeling quite panicked
i must have travelled far
the car pulls over
theres a bang and a scrape
i feel a rush of wind
as im thrown into a lake
water is all around me
i slowly drown
i sink in the lake
down, down, down
my name was fluffy
i was 3
until my owner
killed me Read more...
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