chillibum05

chillibum05Age 35

Name

chillibum05

Last Online

Dec 03rd 2008

Last Updated

Dec 03rd 2008

Visitors

56461

Rating

9.97999 (160 votes)

Location

staffs or all ova uk wiv my job

Relationship

Single, not looking

Sexuality

Straight

Height

5' 5" (165 cm)

Eyes

Blue

Hair Style

purple/red or dark brown dependin on my mood lol

Body Type

Medium Build

Occupation

Avin Fun!! Bar Manager Old Mill in Alsager

Ideal Partner

is there 1? did hear a rumour they exist av never really bin sure! lol where can i find one? can ya buy1 in asda or bid on ebay?

Interests

jd,vodka,stella,drawin,designin-tattoos,music,movies,x-box,rugby,laptop,poker

Cigarettes

I don't smoke

Alcohol

I drink now and then

Drugs

I don't use drugs

Bad Habits

fallin for control freakin arseholes!!! n guys who cheat n lie!!!

About me

 Thanks for takin time out to look at my pro!!!

About Me

Status: Single not lookin

Sexuality: Straight

Eye Colour: Blue

Height: 5'4 1/2" Tha 1/2 bein tha most important part lol

Smoker: Urgh no def not tis mingin!

Drugs: No no no take enuf to stay alive lol

Fav Drink: Alcoholic ones hehe

Fav Food: Mmm Chocolate

Fav Possessions: My Laptop, My Mobile, My Ray bans, My X-box. My guitar

Fav Quote: I hear voices n they dont like you!! 

Worst Fears: Spiders, Drownin, Confined spaces, Dyin alone

Interests: Drawin, Goin out, Rugby, Laptop, Bike rallies, watchin bands play

IdealPartner: Doesnt exist but if he did then eyes n smile to die for, amazin personality, makes me laff, likes me for me, sexy! but like av sed they dun exist specially ones tha fit tha description above lol!!

Tattoo's: 3 stomach, shoulder, thigh

Piercings: 4 but want more

Urmmm where do i start well am just me really, easy goin n quite chilled, n up for a laffI am a bar manager in the Old Mill Alsager, ten room hotel/bar  n wacky warehouse hehe wicked for staff parties  i love goin out wiv my mates clubbin n can prob drink most of em unda tha table lol. ad me own bar in majorca in 05 n b4 tha was a head/door supervisor n bouncer all ova staffordshire for 4yrs. tha was great hehe i loved every minute of it, humm but dun worry lol i aint ever hit anyone in me life, pmsl i got other ways of dealin wiv assholes who cant handle their beer n it dun involve me avin to get me hands dirty a lil mad n quite random lol, lifes too short to b borin....watchin live bands is my life really, got an acoustic myself but aint got me ass together n started learnin yet!..avin trouble growin my nails lol, well a girl gotta av sum bad habits aye..av decided to learn tha bass 1st as my dad is a bassist n i get free lessons n a free guitar lol,  anythin else ya wanna no just ask lol i dun bite! well  only if ya insist hehe  

1. I dont use my msn so please dont ask me for it
2. I  dont cam, especially sex cam !!!!
3. I aint desperate for company so no weirdo's or chavs!!!!
4. Feel free to browse around my pro, leave a comment i appreciate tha feedback!!!!!
5. Rate me n al return tha favour
6. Enjoy!!!!

I detest chavs wiv a passion, hate tha assholes who wear tha burberry n stone island n rockports wavin tha hands about givin it large, propa ASBO twats who all need linin up n shootin sum1 pass me a gun lol ad av a ball     

 Oh n why do people walk bout wiv bluetooth headsets on bout town lookin complete twats cus they too bone idle to lift their phones to their ears pmsl, Get a life lol cus people are laffin at ya not wiv  ya!!!!!      

Bein me

As ya can see i aint tha prettiest girl on tha block n am way far from slim i never have or ever will be either!!  wot i am tho is me, n nobody can take tha away from me, or try to change me in any shape or form My personality speaks for itself n tha to me is wot makes me Me! not how gorjus i shud look Av bin told by previous partners tha am too fat n embarrassin to b seen wiv in public n i shud b gratefull they are wiv me n to get myself on a diet or no one wiv tha right mind will love me!!!!  There is someone out there for everyone no matter wot there abnormalities are, nobody is perfect!!!! not even you

I am Me n tha is all i ever wanna be 

Went to Download 07

OMG how awesome was tha DUDES!!!

Was my 1st festival n cant wait till till DOWNLOAD08

Went wiv 2my mates wayne n tom n also met up wiv amanda (Lildevil) had a bit of a nightmare goin in lol, 1st wayne forgot to take tha tickets so we ad to go back home hehe ..  good job only live 46miles away lol, wen we got there eventually n took tha tents up i lost tha tickets lol  ad to do a police statement n get a crime ref n wen we went to tha ticket off someone had handed them in....could of kissed um, tha gig was awesome everyband were amazin, didnt sleep all weekend lol, loadsa beer down our necks, took tom on tha fair n he chucked up on himself, i was pissin lol so he covered me in beer n ad to swap t shirts wiv wayne lol ..  i was more proud tha fact i cud actually get me tits into a medium t shirt lol..  looked good on me too lol was a ramones one if i remember rightly!!

saw Bowlin for Soup, 30 secs to mars, Korn, Manson, Evenescence, Linkin Park, Velvet Revolver, Maiden, too many others to mention  

Got crushed unda loadsa 6footers in maiden n ad to b surfed to tha front, felt sorry for tha guys who i crushed along tha way, SORRY DUDES

Pics are up now so go check um out

 Inside my player is just a few of my favourite tunes, feel free to browse n play at your leisure, it gets updated regular so pop back agen now n then from my bands lists i av a massive variety of tastes lol it all depends on my mood, mostly like indie n rock n goin watch bands play even tho i do love dance music n r'n'b !! oh n check out tha video section, it got tha mighty boosh vid clips on it too!!!

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15
years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

CANCER: The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to

Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces

You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.