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Marital Status: Single
Sexuality: Straight
Ideal Partner: no-one but if i keep lookin in the mirror i may turn lol
Interests: pc and a bit o witchcraft thrown in for good measure lol
Smoker: I don't smoke
Alcohol: I drink now and then
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Vegetarian: Carnivore
 

Appearance

Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: black
Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
Weight: 12St
Tattoos: no have
Piercings: no have
About Me

Well what can i say im me not much to tell really i love going to thailand im a dark soul but with a definate lighter side lurking inside somewhere just doesnt appear often lol Im a bar manager by day and have been known to direct a few of my own movies on a night wink wink nudge nudge lol.

here are some of my other sites and email addy.

http://spaces.msn.com/members/martinandrews824angel

http://www.faceparty.com/darkprince824

 martinandrews824@hotmail.com

 

a girls first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking!
 
A  dustman
 A  dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying
them into his dustcart lorry.
 
He gets to one house where
the bin hasn't been left out
 
so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back
but still can't see it
so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.

 Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro", says the
chappy.

Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman
 'I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking
perplexed.

 Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

 "I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man
 "Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding
me....
 
Where's your Wheelie Bin?"

 "OK" "OK" , says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a
w*nk"
 
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