Gimp my ride
| Name: | dirtysanchez |
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| Gender: | Male |
| Starsign: | Capricorn |
| Ethnicity: | Oriental |
| Age: | 32 |
| Job: | Masters of destruction and poo |
| From: | United Kingdom |
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3:20pm - 09/05/06Salt Lake City Limits
We hit Salt Lake City after an Icelandic Air flight that was banannas with Dan getting a crazy art wall going and me getting the air hostess to wear a gimp mask..
We got the Rolls Royce boys reunited with their grille. We then went on to leave the airport with the pack and got about 200 yds and then the fuel pump dies...
This means we've got a major job on our hands but with help of Maria the gas station girl and Dave our redneck partners we were on the road again within an hour heading towards Las Vegas.
We got pulled for speeding and then arrived in Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel where Dan did a huge burn out...
Then naturally we lit the fire works but one fell over and hit the crowd! The Hard Rock security went nuts because as we had arrived Snoop Dogg had arrived too and nobody had paid him any attention!! The security gaurds eventually warmed to our charm though and agreed that the Brits are the Original Kings of Chaos!
The next morning we rocked out of Vegas and straight to Death Valley where we came across the new Dodge Challenger being photographed. I actually started it and revved it hard -fucking cool or what?
On we went to LA where we were at the Playboy Mansion with old Hugh Heffner and Ron Jeremy. The Playboy Mansion was shit and we all got chucked out for two many cock jokes and doing naked backflips in the pool.
This is definately the maddest Gumball ever and we made it the most outrageous.
Signing out,
Richie Fuel
(Don't forget to check out the video on the earlier blog pages)
Follow our progress as we upset law enforcement officers and peace loving locals in the first round the world Gumball!
Hold tight and check back daily!
Dirty Sanchez in the Angry Pirate with Gumball veteren Richie Warren from Fuel - the kings of bass and the modified car scene.
"If we get through this ill eat my poo" Dan Joyce
Check the blog for more videos....
General Information
| Marital Status: | In Open Relationship |
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| Sexuality: | Gay or Lesbian |
| Ideal Partner: | Lady boy |
| Interests: | making rich twats hate us |
| Smoker: | I Smoke like a chimney |
| Alcohol: | I'm an alcoholic |
| Drugs: | Is this reality? |
| Vegetarian: | Strict Vegan |
Appearance
| Eye Colour: | Black |
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| Hair Colour: | bald |
| Height: | Over 7' (213 cm) |
| Weight: | 38lbs |
| Tattoos: | Cock on arm |
| Piercings: | only do these on others |
you're kidding me? is this JOYCEY, of the SANCHEZ guys?! oh my god. SO GOD DAMN SEXY, like the sexiest man on earth! no kidding. sanchez rules! oh fuck
ur from dirtysanchez!! ur all fukin legends mate! i seen the film its amazin.. keep up the good work boys
alryt joyce how hot ru guys?! ye r so funi ha how much wud a luv eh b ther wen pancho's asleep ha anywae bin lukn 4yer addy 4 ages any chance u can give me dayten's?! ryt me bk luv ye's xxxxxx
You guys r fukin amazin !!! Keep up the dangerous work lads
kwolity
hot!!!
legends and welsh wat a mix
USE ARE ALL FUCKING CLASS LADS KEEP THE WORK UP, NEW MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING, SANCHEZ BOYOS NUMBER 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where the rest of the sanchez boys.
fuckin klass youz ur aw fuckin mental bhoyos