1.......place all new candles in your fridge for a few hours before lighting them....they're guarnteed to last longer this way.

2.....a tiny bit of yoghurt on your windows instead of the spray, leave for a few minutes then rub off with a damp sponge, dry with kitchen roll .....no smears ......( it worked for me! )

3.... leave a bar of soap in your chest of drawers for a lasting scent...( make sure its a nice one! )

4.... vinegar is good for removing stickers

5....put a lemon in your bin so it doesnt stink of old waste

old newspaper soaked in vinegar works well too.

>> to remove ink from fabrics spray with hairspray, let it dry and then wash as normal (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

>> mix fabric conditioner with water, works aswell as febreze, and cheaper (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

do that with water u put in iron (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) clothes smell lovely

If you forget what people drink when you go to make a round of drinks, write down a list and stick it to one of your cupboards in the kitchen (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/emot-dance.gif)

for the males:

..... if you ever get a headache..... im talking major migrane here.....your heads about to explode.... you just cant take it anymore....






































.....give her a copy of OK magazine and the pain should ease it up for a good 20 min or so. (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Erm, Use tommy sauce on your hair, its good for the colouring and norushmint *cant spell at* (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

run an onion under very cold water for about 20 secs before chopping to prevent "crying"

To prevent dying the skin when using a home dye kit use petroleum Jelly around the hairline and ears.

To remove the smell of garlic, onions, or anything else, rub your hands with a stainless steel spoon under cold running water .....<<

if your in a hurry and dont have time to wash your hair...rub a tiny bit of talc onto your scalp...it'll take the oily look away for a few hours

If you find you cant open a jar of something tap round the edge of the lid with a metal spoon it should open easier then (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

if you get deodorant marks on ur top and about to go out spray hair spray on it ...they vanish!

when ur chopping onions and you are normally "cry" put a stainless steal spoon in ur mouth!

rub honey on ur skin when having a bath leave for a few minuets and wash off leaves ur skin glowing and looking healthy !

apparently putting the end of a wooden spoon in ur mouth when chopping onions it prevents crying...supposedly the juices get absorbed by the spoon... (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Don't get a massive erection when asking someone out on a date (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/emot-crying.gif)

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Always keep some old towels in the back of your car

good for emergencies (having to lie down outside, cover yourself with if u have to sleep in your car, use as a cover, keep seats clean if putting compost or anything in etc) and for wedging plants / whatever against corners to stop things flying everywhere,

Very impressive thread <3

Sunglasses are an ideal subsitute for no make-up days, or for just being fuck ugly.

Maybe you have been shopping and have bought sausages or something else that is packed together. Make sure you wrap them individually in cling film if you are going to freeze them. It takes a minute or too but will save hammering them with a knife or having to defrost the lot to try and separate them; just unwrap the cling film (IMG:http://www.profileheaven.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Oh and one for ppl who work in schools

If you or maybe one of the kids use a permenant marker on a whiteboard then it won't come off. But if you go over the mark with a wipeable/non permenant marker then you should be able to wipe the mark off. Same applies to wipeable pens that have maybe been on the board for a while and refuse to rub off (or are very hard to rub off); just go over it with the wipeable pen and a dry cloth again