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My 21st B'day Trip]

MY 21ST B'DAY BLACKPOOL
TRIP 31ST MARCH 2006

FRIDAY:
Was waitin ages on the day to arrive that i went to blackpool but it was just unfortunate that the day me and my cous were ment to be leavin was the same day as my grandas funeral ...left the birkhill in about 12.30 and turbo'd down the motorway and stoppin off at gretna green for a big singing slutty burger king  got to blackpool and checked into our huge dear Paramount Imperial Hotel...jumped about on the beds for a while lookin for stuff we could steal and sell lol  got ready went out and had a few drinks at branigans then went off to sum club that every1 told us that was the busiest club in blackpool  it was called sanuk and there was healthy hen night school girls there  was on the baileys all nite and kept it real in the hip-hop room, went back to the hotel and fell asleep bout 5am


SATARDAY:
Woke up on the satarday morning with the cool tv wake up call thingy  went down to breakfast and piled up my plate with sausages  then went and ate like 5 yogurts, cereal and french toast  stood outside the hotel for ages on a tram to get along to the pleasure beach...they were all single deckers and were all full and kept driving past us we were not impressed lol  finally a double decker slut came along and we got to pleasure beach went straight on pepsi max 1st then went on everything else after that annoying any1 and every1  was funny as fuk tryin to re-rail the wee cars that u drive around the track and bashing cunts on the dodgems  was at burger king in the park like 4 times or sumthing was class  left the park bout 7.30 wen it was closing and went to the north pier to go on sum bungee cage thingy that pings u in the air went on it twice it was dead dear lol was class tho, even got the tape from us on it coz theres a big camera fixed on ya  with £45 gone in 5mins on that we headed back to the hotel and got our self lookin haf decent, watched a bit o football on the tv and listened to music chanels while drinkin buds b4 heading back to sanuk again. the que was fukin huge we skipt a good bit of it likes  never thot we would get in coz we were only cunts with trainers on in the que even tho they were fresh and clean compared to every1 elses minky Dr Martins  party'd the nite away and nearly killed a girl wen i throo her out my way to get to the dance floor wen forgot about dre came on and my fave song of all time (still dre) came on rite after it i was creamin   lol...walked along the prom on the way back to the hotel and sum fukin willy woofter fairy came up to me and my cousin and asked if we wanted a 3sum and was sayin he would suk 1 of us off i was haf wantin to laugh haf wantin to stamp on his faggot face  llf after tellin him he better get to fuk we finally got back to the hotel about 5 where there was sum wedding party still goin on but we went to the room and crashed.


SUNDAY:
Woke too late for breakfast lol  didnt get up until like 12.30 went and got ready and checked out then went and confused the workers at sum mcdees in blackpool by spkn as dundonian as we could they were bamboozled and sum of the shit . got headin back home but got stuck in traffic tail backs for bout an hour coz sum stoopid woman crashed or sumthing but wasnt all bad coz there was also a Ferrari 360 Modena next to us so we had sumthing to look at  after we got goin again we stoped off at sum service station and got a burger king again  luv it! Turbo'd the rest of the way just to get home finally gettin back in dundee bout 7.15pm quick weekend likes...cant wait til bro-in-law to be's stag do in newcastle on 15th of April  til then, peace ...

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