Hey I'm Loco, first things first...

Stop rating me 10

I know what I am and I know what I'm not. 8 or 9 maybe, but 10? Gimme a break. I rate people what I think they are, I'm a realist albeit possibly a superficial one. What was it that Tony Montana said? "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one..." makes sense to me so I don't lie (or work hard!!!).

Don't feel bad if I don't rate you 10, you're probably not ugly but I've been clubbing with the Black Eyed Peas and I'd rate Fergie a 10 so my scale is probably different to most people's.

I work as a doorman and do security for bands. I'm studying a law degree at Nottingham Uni (no NOT Trent, the real one...). I used to be a professional cruiseship photographer. Met a bunch of celebs, ask me if u wanna no, Busta Rhymes told me not to name drop when I was talking to him last weekend so I'm not going to.

I was down to the final two for a job as a summer presenter for MTV but the other guy got it. Gutted...

I really hate writing this bull, every1 that talks to me seems to like me, well apart from ex-girlfriends' parents but they're not supposed to. Are they?

Ok well here it is, I like music, most kinds have around 6000 tunes on my laptop 'Funny Little Frog' by Belle & Sebastian is my fav tune at the moment.

AND ANOTHER THING; what is it with all the Scottish people pretending they have their own language? YOU DON'T! It's plain irritating. Fae and wae or whatever. Does putting ae on the end of something make it scottish? Fuckinae. No. It's messed up, I mean really. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the Scotch (heh heh heh) I just think it's silly, plus I can't be arsed to read your profiles! Don't even get me started on the people that ŴЯỈŦ3 ŁỈК3 ŦĦỈŞ that just took me like 45 mins, how much free time do you people HAVE?

I've also stopped looking for a girlfriend cuz I don't have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills...

Ok cool that's it, I'm spent. Talk to me if you wanna.

Or not.

Whatever.

You stay classy San Diego...

12:40pm - 09/09/06Can you read this?