take the last latter from your first name

A = i fucked
B = i have
C = i need
D = i sucked
E = i gave head to
F = i got wet and wild with
G = i tasted
H = i played
I = i swallowed down
J = i blew
K = i got down and dirty with
L = i loved
M = i hated
N = i got desperate for
O = i ordered
P = i partied with
Q = i had a quickie with
R = i got rowdy with
S = i sold
T = i got turned on by
U = i gave birth to
V = i stripped for
W = i milked
X = i gave hand to
Y = i aroused
Z = i sold

take the last letter from your last name

A = a hobo
B = a male stripper
C =  a cat
D = a pencil
E = a naked statue
F = a firefighter
G = a goat
H = a milf
I = a bastard
J = a male prostitute
K = a clock
L = an adult toy
M = a louis vuitton bag
N = a whore
O = a pimp
P = a dilf
Q = a quarter
R = a pornstar
S = a slut
T = a nerd
U = a stuffed animal
V = a bitch
W = an ugly fat kid (no comments about a certain someone please)
X = a cheerleader
Y = a gay guy
Z = a lesbian

First letter of your mothers maiden name

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy