

Name: Kirby
Age:21
Location:Belfast
Likes: hangin wth m8s, clubbin, drinkin, shoppin, shoes, Liverpool, Rangers
Dislikes: 2 faced people, feet, rain,
ITS NOT EASY BEIN A DICK HAHA!!!
I've got a head i cnt think out of
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An eye i cnt see out off!!!
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I hav 2 hang round wif 2 nuts all the time!!
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My closest neighbours an arsehole!!!!
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Worst of all my owner beats me all the time!!!
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And my best friends a pussy!!!
. . .
And now cuz of aids
! . .
I hav 2 wear this rubber suit!!!
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And throw up all ova myself!!!!!
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ITS NOT EASY BEIN A DICK!!!!!! LOLZ





The perfect man should be like this......
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you
And how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..That's HER." - I found mine hehe



Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.




Comments
Hope you stuff Chelsea
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