Hai!

I'm immature. I'm retarded. I laugh at things that aren't funny.
I have the mental age of a 7 year old. I fucking love it.
I live in Birmingham. Its pap, but its home.
Home, yes, mom, dad, brothers etc etc. Yawn.
I'm currently working in a factory that supplies glasses to specsavers. It's fucking cack. I'll be finding a new job soon.
Typical 19 year old right?
Pretty much. My life consists of working and drinking alcohol. It never used to be that way, but money now means I can afford to do what I like whilst still getting smashed. This is immense.
Big football fan, Aston Villa is thy team.
I have now bought a car, it's a Clio. It'll do for now. Yes, I do speed and play loud music. Go me.
Some people see me as arrogant. This is not the case. These people just don't know me.
If you do know me, you'll know I'm actually a fairly shy, quiet person.
The reason I'm seen as arrogant is because if I have an opinion, I'll say it.
I probably won't give a fuck what you think.
However this doesn't mean I won't listen.
Second chances are a thing of the past.
I've lived, I've learnt.
If you abuse my trust, I no longer want or require your presence in my life.
I have no time for cunts.
If I give a shit about you, you'll know about it.
Unfortunately these people are few and far between.
I won't blow smoke up your arse, so if you're after somebody to stroke your ego, go elsewhere.
I type in proper English, If Yu TyP3 L1k3 D1s, kindly do me a favour and erm....get fucked.
I'd say that was the basics, but its not. It's a very small insight into 'me'. Writing on a screen will never be enough detail to give you an accurate impression. 
If you want to know more then give me a message.
I probably won't reply but fuck it, do it anyway.