After I dropped out of college, I started traveling around the country.

I was 19 years old and I decided to find me something that worked, like being cool. Being cool worked, it got you out of trouble and you got a lot of good things happening for you but I never had more than maybe a C- in cool.

Being smart worked for you. It got you out of a lot of trouble and got you a lot of good things and although I was actually pretty quick, I didn’t count it for much because it came real easy to me. I could memorize large sections of data and regurgitate it back to you but it didn’t bring me any happiness. But believe me, being smart isn’t nearly as good as being wise.

Then there was having money, it got you out of a lot of trouble and got you a lot of good things;  but I never had two nickels .

But  then there was being bad , and being bad applied across the board.  Because you could take a rich, cool, smart guy and you could have him doing anything you could possibly conceive of because you were bad.

 So I thought, hey I found me the secret of the temple, I’ll go out and get me a Pass Master in bad, and I did.  I fought for world titles in boxing and karate.  I fought bar wars, street corners, most everything living and half the stuff dead.  And darling;  it don’t matter, there ain’t nobody bad.  I know.  I looked.