Hellow folks :] Names John. I'm 23 and live in Paisley, it's alot quieter than you would expect tbf. Not single, been with my missus for over 3 years now, notbadconsiderign before that longest I had lasted with anyone was a month lol. I have been on this site as a reg wayyyyy too long :[  6 years now infact. 

 [A]dmin on here so if you need help with shit, drop me a message.

Well I'm from [S]cotland as is 90% of the rest of the site it seems.

I have blue eyes and blonde hair... so I'm like [H]itlers Wet Dream lol. I am not very tall =(  I'm only about 5"7 or 8 if I am really lucky, and I use to be like well skinny =O but I've been working on a wee budda belly for a while now due to my rapid decrease in exercise and large intake of beer, kfc and Indian food. Basically, I have already peaked, it all down hill from here. Trying to diet now though, so hopefully get back in some sort of decent shape.

I have a quite twisted and dark sense of humour, I laugh at some of the sickest thing.. not sure if it is cause I find it funny or it is just a nervous reaction, and I'm about as mature as a toddler... but its all good being a simple person, less to worry about. I am getting more mature about things though.

I like my drink, I wouldn't say I was an alkymaholic - more of a connoisseur of sorts, sound alot better doesn't it? This is when I have my best thoughts, like how I could become a millionaire by bottling the sauce out of Mini-Kiev’s and selling it like tomato and brown sauce in a tube, or how I would like grow a beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

I  use the forum and chat on here :0 I can multitask at same time bish! I post well to much in the forums. Most of my college days ha. I have accumulated in the region of 60,000 posts overall on here but show alot less. I never really go in chat as much as I use to be I fequent it enough, started back using it more now, some cool folk in there sometimes, mostly mongo's though. There is like no one left from when I was in there all the time. Same with forums tbh, need some fresh blood in the place.

I Rule, I'm E-Cool. I don’t need to pop my collar, my shirts get erections when they touch me.

If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"