The Introduction.

My name is Jules. I have many nicknames, none of which you may call me.

I'm finding it difficult getting older, although I'm trying to do it with dignity; no-one wants to see their mum with her fanny hanging out.

I'm fairly chirpy although my sarcastic wit proceeds me. If you don't know what this means you'll probably just assume I'm a cow. This is acceptable.

If you're looking for cheap thrills I'd look elsewhere, I'm as thrilling as a vibrator with dead batteries.

If I was to describe myself I'd say Goth Barbie. Not because I encumber either of these traits, I just like the sound of it.

 

The Other Half Of Me

He's a right mong at times. Our senses of humour clash because well, I have one and he doesnt.

Aside from his bad points which are the aforementioned,liking hardcore music and well, being a bit of a ned....he's perfect.

I can't imagine not being with him, he is literally part of me. In a non creepy and fairly normal kind of way.

He knows everything there is to know because I can't seem to hold anything back. (I'm really tempted to add "including wind" here)

I adore him and always will.

He's also a great ride.

 

 

My philosophies in life

Scorpians are most definitely made of metal.

Tuna isn't really a fish.

Speaking of fish...do you know they don't have fins?

Every problem in life can be solved with  a pineapple. Fact.

Even if it's wireless there has to be a wire.

Remotes should hereby be known as "Chihuahuas"

Bianca ruins Eastenders

 

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Likes 

I am shamefully addicted to : The Tudors, Rose Wine, Rock Music,Baked Potatos, Tomatos, PH Forums & Strawberry mousse.

I love my job. It's literally my dream job.

I love just being me. Some people might not like it, but it suits me fine.

I love seeing everyone happy. Except Peter Andre.

Dislikes

If you wear nasty hair extensions, orange tan and call yourself a glamour model, we won't get on.

If you like backstabbing your friends we won't get on.

If you lie about important things to get sympathy we won't get on.

If you're desperate to be liked, I won't like you.

If you're full of shit, I won't like you.

If you like Peter Andre, I'll wish death on you.

 

Profileheaven

I like this place.I've met some amazing people through it.

One of them is my best friend and fellow DJ Knotty

I'm also Global admin, which means I run zee site along with my fellow adminers.

I get paid an obscene amount of cash to work here...bet you're jealous.

For every 100 users that sign up I get a thousand pounds

...This place also encourages slight exaggerations

Feel free to ask for help on anything site related <3

If you see something good on here, I am responsible for it. If it's something that doesn't work, blame Marcus. He done it.

I'm always super busy on here, if I don't rate back it's because I haven't had a chance, drop me a mail and ask and I'll oblige. I have a shit memory.

If you leave a comment chances are I won't reply, mainly because I hate nicey conversations. Be cheeky and you'll get my attention, ask for my msn and I'll assume you're a pervert and delete your comment. If you ask me something I've stated on my profile you'll be labelled a lazy cunt and I won't bother getting back to you either.

 

The End

I don't really have much more to say.

If there's anything else you want to know...ask someone else. I'm a bit imfamous around these parts.

Honest.

I'll leave you with a final thought.