CHAT UP LINES
found these chat up lines outa boredom n found em quite funny so thought id share them with you guys... how nice am i?
so here goes...
ones that might work...
1. Your like a prize winning fish... i dont know if i should eat you or mount you? (spot on!!!!)
2. Tonight i'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips... then i'll move up to your belly button! (i likey)
3. Do you raise chickens? 'cause you sure did raise my cock. (hahaha)
4. I bet my tongue could beat up your tongue. (sounds like a challenge)
5. Is that top felt? (No) Would you like it to be? (lol)
6. Give me three good reasons why i shouldn't buy you a drink. (i cant think of three)
7. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long! (woohoo)
8. I bought a new bed... Wana see it? (cheeky but all good)
9. Can i even get a fake number? (makes em laugh)
10. Ive got Skittles in my mouth.. wana taste the rainbow? (this only good coz i love skittles lol)
aaaaaand ones that wont...
1. Your mum was pretty good. so i figured you would be too. (biiiiiiiiiiiiig no no)
2. I've had quite a bit to drink tonight, and your just beginning to look quite good" (you want a slap aye?)
3. You'll Do. (aye righty)
4. I may not be the best looking guy here tonight... but im the only one talking to you (again with the slap)
5. Do you have a map? 'cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes. (*boke*)
6. Is that a ladder i your tights? or the stairway to heaven? (think that one up yersel mate?)
7. Your Legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day (oh how original)
8. If you were a booger id pick you first. (weirdoooooooooo)
9. You remind me of cheese! i like cheese! (quite funny, but doesnt quite cut it!)
10. Do you mind if i hang out here till its safe back where i farted (wtf?)
Now for the best bit... Things us girlies can say back to SHITTY come ons...
GUY: I would die for you...
GIRL: Prove it!!!
GUY: If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
GIRL:Really? if i could rearrange the alphabet id put F and U together.
GUY: Is this seat empty?
GIRL: Yes. and this one will be too if you sit down.
GUY: I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
GUY: Whats it like being the best looking girl here tonight?
GIRL: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?
GUY: Haven't i seen you somewhere before?
GIRL: Yes, thats why i dont go there anymore!
GUY: I can tell you want me...
GIRL: Oh yes, your right. I want you... TO LEAVE!
GUY: I know how to please a woman!
GIRL: Well please leave me alone.
GUY: Does beauty run in your family?
GIRL: It obviously doesn't run in yours.
GUY: Haven't we met before?
GIRL: Yeah, i am the recptionist at the V.D clinic!!
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