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queenofheartsqueenofheartsHappyAge 22
Name
queenofhearts
Last Online
Oct 16th 2008
Last Updated
Nov 01st 2007
Visitors
20879
Rating
9.96322 (41716 votes)
Location
Paisley
Relationship
Single, not looking
Sexuality
Straight
Height
5' 9" (175 cm)
Eyes
Hazel
Hair Style
black with prurpley-pink bits
Body Type
Average
Occupation
Student, Checkout Girl in sainsburys too
Ideal Partner
sexi guy who makes me laugh, good at the sexing
Interests
sleeping, listenin to music, watchn movies, playin pool wiv ma m8z, ten pin bowlin and playin wiv ma wee puppy dog :)
Cigarettes
I don't smoke
Alcohol
I drink now and then
Drugs
I don't use drugs
Bad Habits
cracking my knuckles
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About me

RIIIIIIIIIIGHTY...... can i start by sayin.... if your wantn to add me on msn... batter in... BUT dont annoy me, dont ask for cam b4 u even say hello and dont go mad if i dont answer u str8 away... coz i will actually ignore you... SORTEEEEED!!!

Welcome

...Ladies and Gentlemen...

to my little piece of heaven
(aparently)

First off for anyone who doesnt know me... WHAT YE W8N FOR??? a personal invitation? jeezo!! The names Laura (Lor, Lauz, Queeny... insert as appropriate) im 21 years of Age and i live in the lovely place that is... FOXBAR, Paisley (Scotland). Im totally inlove wiv my baby Kevin  we have been 2gether for about 9months and its been absolutley amazin!!! Loved you first babe, and more lol
mwaaaaaaaaah xxxxxxxx

Currently On summer Holidays from uni -hopin to pass resits and move on to 4th year in september

ive got a gorjus wee puppy dog called Jak. Hes 11 months old and a love um tae bits n pieces. ma wee baby!! also have a cute litto bunny rabbit called Jill

Im currently working part time as a checkout girl in Sainsburys in braehead... i actually pure like it, can be a good laugh and its so easy even easier wen a get punted tae petrol station for a break cover coz its well.... easy!! lol

Things i LIKE:
IRN BRU,
malibu and fresh orange,
pancakes,
salt n vinegar discos,
goin outside after its jus rained like mad (love the fresh smell),
Cubaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Summer lovin (and spring lovin, autumn lovin and even winter lovin... its all good )
watching movies,
listenin to music,
chatting to my pals, 
eating,

I Dont Like:

MAD BINTS THAT SPEND THERE TIME COMIN BACK ON MA PRO JUS TO RATE ME A ONE COZ THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY SOOOOOO COOL!!!!! 

Bitchy people,
Impatience,
scarey perverts, 
BUZZin (yahoo) or NUDGE (msn)
Big Brother coz its bollox,
Parmesan Cheese,
Pins n needles,
Havin no money in ma fone

some of ma favourite movies:

Reservoir Dogs,
Shawshank Redemption,
Usual Suspects,
The Green Mile,
 Saw 1 - 2 & 3,
HAPPY GILMORE,
Braveheart,
Madagascar,
 among others...

know wit? a duno bout any1 else but am fuckin bored a talkin bout meeeeeeeeee... lol if yes wana know anyhing else gees a wee commento doubt any1 has even bothered there arse reading down this far mind u fs i wudnae lol

if yar bored or jus feelin like being nice, hit me wae a wee picture comment of sumfing to keep me goin

Hasta Pronto xXx

 

 

 

Blog

CHAT UP LINES

found these chat up lines outa boredom n found em quite funny so thought id share them with you guys... how nice am i?

so here goes...

 

ones that might work...

1. Your like a prize winning fish... i dont know if i should eat you or mount you? (spot on!!!!)

2. Tonight i'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips... then i'll move up to your belly button! (i likey)

3. Do you raise chickens? 'cause you sure did raise my cock. (hahaha)

4. I bet my tongue could beat up your tongue. (sounds like a challenge)

5. Is that top felt? (No) Would you like it to be? (lol)

6. Give me three good reasons why i shouldn't buy you a drink. (i cant think of three)

7. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long! (woohoo)

8. I bought a new bed... Wana see it? (cheeky but all good)

9. Can i even get a fake number? (makes em laugh)

10. Ive got Skittles in my mouth.. wana taste the rainbow? (this only good coz i love skittles lol)

 

aaaaaand ones that wont...

1. Your mum was pretty good. so i figured you would be too. (biiiiiiiiiiiiig no no)

2. I've had quite a bit to drink tonight, and your just beginning to look quite good" (you want a slap aye?)

3. You'll Do. (aye righty)

4. I may not be the best looking guy here tonight... but im the only one talking to you (again with the slap)

5. Do you have a map? 'cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes. (*boke*)

6. Is that a ladder i your tights? or the stairway to heaven? (think that one up yersel mate?)

7. Your Legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day (oh how original)

8. If you were a booger id pick you first. (weirdoooooooooo)

9. You remind me of cheese! i like cheese! (quite funny, but doesnt quite cut it!)

10. Do you mind if i hang out here till its safe back where i farted (wtf?)

 

Now for the best bit... Things us girlies can say back to SHITTY come ons...

GUY: I would die for you...

GIRL: Prove it!!!

GUY: If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.

GIRL:Really? if i could rearrange the alphabet id put F and U together.

GUY: Is this seat empty?

GIRL: Yes. and this one will be too if you sit down.

GUY: I would go to the end of the world for you

GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?

GUY: Whats it like being the best looking girl here tonight?

GIRL: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?

GUY: Haven't i seen you somewhere before?

GIRL: Yes, thats why i dont go there anymore!

GUY: I can tell you want me...

GIRL: Oh yes, your right. I want you... TO LEAVE!

GUY: I know how to please a woman!

GIRL: Well please leave me alone.

GUY: Does beauty run in your family?

GIRL: It obviously doesn't run in yours.

GUY: Haven't we met before?

GIRL: Yeah, i am the recptionist at the V.D clinic!!

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Pavlo MikhailoPavlo MikhailoConfusedAge 22Mar 19th 2008 aye am no too bad darlin... just hating the life at uni.. stressing me badly so it is.. so whats new? hows the bf and that? oh hows the doggy now? lol xxxx
Pavlo MikhailoPavlo MikhailoConfusedAge 22Mar 14th 2008 hey stranger, hows u keepin ? xx
chris tbschris tbsHappyAge 24Feb 10th 2008 i rated u a 10 but not just because of your looks but who you are, nice profile x
TahityTahityHappyAge 20Feb 05th 2008
who am i 1873who am i 1873HappyAge 19Jan 11th 2008

hey howz u?

wuu2?

wb craigy

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