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Name: michael
Gender:Male
Starsign:Virgo
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Age:27
Job:Butcher at Morrisons
From:United Kingdom
Contact: MSN 
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  • Aerosmith
      Don't wanna miss a thing
  • The Hoobershank
      Reason
  • Elvis Costella
      She
  • Wheatus
      Little Respect
  • Meatloaf
      I'll do anything for love
  • Bee Gees
      Alone
  • Evenesance
      My Immortal
  • Shaggy
      In The Sumertime
  • Genises
      Invisible Touch
  • Dj Sammy
      Heaven (Candle Light Mix)
Top Ten Best Films
  • Bedazzaled
  • X-men
  • Phantom Of The Opera
  • Star Wars
  • Spaceballs
  • The Producers
  • Cheaper By The Dozen
  • Shrek
  • Green Mile
  • Star Trek
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General Information

Marital Status: Single
Sexuality: Straight
Ideal Partner: Ishe knows who she is n shes gourguse
Interests: Music,Films,Tv,Computers,Sci-fi,Reading
Smoker: I don't smoke
Alcohol: I drink now and then
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Vegetarian: Carnivore
 

Appearance

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: light brown n a mess
Height: 5' 8" (173 cm)
Weight: 19St
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
About Me

its the end of the world as we know it lol n i feel fine lmao, like alsorts of music, groups/band/ singers, like GUNS&ROSES, QUEEN, AEROSMITH, MEATLOAF, BONJOVI, N-TRANCE, SAVAGE GARDEN, KYLIE,SHANIA TWAIN,SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR, STEPS, 80S, 90S, some of EMENEM, POP, ROCK, DANCE. i love to sing on my karaoki machine (use to run a karaoki night) n i love films like STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS,BEDAZZALED, MEAN MACHINE, STAR TREK, DISNEY, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, X-MEN, COMERDY FILMS,WOT I CALL CHICK/WIPY FLICKS. reading(somtimes), computers, n sci-fi/tv like STAR TREK, BUFFY, ANGEL, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, BLACK BOOKS, ONLY FOOLS N HORSE, RED DAWRF, ALLEY MCBEAL (jus started gettin into it) N LOADS MORE WHEN I CAN. msg me or add me on msn sci-f4@hotmail.co.uk or on yahoo nokiauk44@yahoo.co.uk now alitle bit about me, im honist, kind, carin truly loveable and cuddly, loyal, v good listener, follow my heart more than my head. im a little mad at times well as the saying goes you have 2 b mad t2 live here but it helps lol im wise beyound my years at time n others im a little slow nnieve which is just part of growing up n thati wouldnt say im perfect coz i dont believe that n e 1 is truely perfect, im not like every other guy in this world i try 2 b different but at times i do jus wanna disappear n be like every1 else 4 a change but hey thats my curse 2 b different lol, i dont judge books by there cover or judge ppl by there looks or past, every1 is aloud 2 make a mistake we r only human, i try 2 judge ppl by the heart n soles n personality an essnce of a person if u willmijority of us have made stupid and silly mistakes its how we learn from them that helps define us. Ilove my friends and family coz they r there when i need them or when im feelin really down i love my job, well i love goin 2 work coz of the crew i work with are such a great bunch of guys that we have a laugh n muck about each day lol,w hav a 4th generation in our family lil jordan who is a lil nutter he's jus a graet n loving kid that i love too bits, so n e of you guys who like 2 chat 2 me then go a head il talk 2 n e 1

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. amzanig huh?

 

In A Perfect World Youd Ave A Guy or Girl Who Calls U Beautiful/Gourguse Instead Of Hot,Who Calls U Bak Wen U Hang Up,Who Will Lie Unda The Stars N Listen 2 Ur Heartbeat,Or Will Stay Awake Just 2 Watch U Sleep..W8 4 The Boy/Girl Who Kisses Ur Forehead,Who Wants 2 Show U Off 2 The World Wen U Look Less Than Your Best ,Who Holds Ur Hand Infront Of His/Her M8s,Who Finks Ur Just As Pretty Witout Makeup,1 Who Is Constantly Remindin U Of How Much He/She Cares N How Lucky He/She Is 2 Ave U..The 1 Who Turns 2 His/Her M8s N Says,Thats Her/Him

 

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
 to
 be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
 females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
 
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
 bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
 sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
 go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume
 a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached
 sex.
 
Men  are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer,
men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to
them the night be fore, often with just a vague feeling that "something
bad" occurred.
 
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
 into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
 "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is
 administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
 
 Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
 to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
 support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
 encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest
 you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
 
For a video to see how beer works click on web site below:
 
<http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf>
 http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

 

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within the hour... IF you do.. your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

 

 

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                                                                  Things I Like

comics,films,computers,pc games,poker,menopoly,red,black,white,yellow,gadgets,startrek

,starwars,stargate,buffy,angel,babelon5,serenity,andromidda,black books, lee evans

,family guy,laughter,being happy,hyperness,cooking,butchery,dvd/music shopping,

music,models,karaokis,theme parks,books,harry potter,downloading music n pictures,

mc donalds, kfc, pizza hut, pubs,vodka,alco pops,bacardi,malibu,cider,nightclubs

,dance,pop,rock,pasta,pork,beef,sweet and sour,chicken,family,friends

YOU CAN ASK ME FIVE QUESTIONS...

One:

Two:
Three:
Four:
Five:

No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless

I promise to answer them 100% truthfully

All questions are COMPLETELY confidential...

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within the hour... IF you do.. your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
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To all online role players out there go 2 this site http://www.madebyghost.co.uk/LoveBuggRP/
you can role play 2 ya hearts content, also im looking for some ppl 2 join in a online game with me if you do contact me on sci-fi4@hotmail.co.uk  i cn give you a lot more details and that
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www.profileheaven.co.uk/scifi4
www.faceparty.com/chunk1
www.faceparty.com/data
www.faceparty.com/sci-fi4
www.myspace.com/47572341
Diary / Blog

4:15pm - 02/05/06joke of the week

                                        Jack And Jill



jack n jill were climbing up the hill when jack shouted" i hate doin this cant we do something else"


jill thought 4 a sec n sed "ok how about hide n seek"


hide and seek? sed jack


yea but with a difference if u find me il let u lick me out n fcuk up the ass sed jill


jack looked and sed ok but wot happens if i cant find ya


jill sed incase u dont find me ....... il b in the shed lol hahaha



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                                 The Magic Lake


China man and Colour guy walking thou the jungle on an experdition to find this magic lake that tells u the past, where u came from


Afters hours of treking they find it, not sure how it works the China decides to throw a stone in it, he chuck it and it skims the the surface making a nosie that goz "chung chong ching" the china man finds it odd n trys again, same thing happens the lake goz "Ching chong ching"  then he realise that the lake is right his anncestors were from the ching ching chong ching dinasty,


the coloured man decides 2 hav a go n thorws it as it scims the surface the lake sez "chimpanzze" really pissed of with this the coloured man decides 2 throw a massive boulder in 2 the lake, he doz this n it makes a massive splash n the lake sez "BABOOON.     hahahaha


 

Guestbook
4th Feb 2008 7:46 PM
Tahity
 
 
3rd Dec 2007 4:29 PM
XtiptonlassX
hi how are you today
 
30th Nov 2007 12:27 PM
maria12

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5th Nov 2007 1:55 PM
shellyboo
ye u dnt get a choice in the matter just gotta keep goin x
 
4th Nov 2007 4:28 PM
shellyboo
sorry to hear that hun  i lost my dad 2 not easy eh x
 
1st Nov 2007 12:21 PM
shellyboo

soz a never got that since what  passed away hun? x

 
31st Oct 2007 11:52 AM
shellyboo
hiya things ok and you?
 
23rd Sep 2007 12:56 AM
xxfranprioryxx
heya.. hope ur ok!! xx Fran xxx
 
15th Jul 2007 12:10 AM
xxfranprioryxx
Boo!! looking sexy xx
 


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