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hello all bout moi easier to see all my pics at www.mingleville.com I am toriladybug or same with uk on the end I cant give a stuff i deletd the hot stuff and on here you PAY!!!! on there
Hiya I am Tori SO SINGLE and HAPPY means that why open your heart to someone unworthy.. and if you think you are... I am sorry but you have a long steep hill and more barriers in your way than there is on a full grand prix race track...( and thats every single race till it ends inc the pre trials
I have male friends who are just that plain and simple wrap ya head around that male friend not gay and dont need to get into m,y XXXXXXXXL thong ( ty for that image mindflip)
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Bloga new band]I was asked to have a listen and I liked it so much i am saying go and listen if you like it let me know on here please remember positive feedbacks great for new bands try it you might like it Read more... Sex and the ladies]
Guys n Gals its worht a look and maybe if you think its not right in your bedroom maybe this can spice it up ( or for the men make them rethink too)
The top 40 ways ladz fail in bed... take notes!
Read more...1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't. 6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. 7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. 8. GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 9. LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. 10. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. 11. STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. 12. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy. 13. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 14. BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. 15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. 16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. 17. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first. 18. GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool -she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. 19. GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. 20. COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 21. NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. 22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask. 23. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. 24. NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. 25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. 26. MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head. 27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do. 28. MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. 29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. 30. TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them. 31. NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. 32. SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. 33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. 34. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't. 35. GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. 36. BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on. 37. TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know. 38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you. 39. SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. 40. THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen. HEY GUYS! NEXT TIME REMEMBER THESE RULES AND THE LADY MAY INVITE YOU BACK top forty from MY birthday]Original Message:> UK TOP 40 CHART FROM ** JUNE 1971 > > > 40-I Don't Blame You At All-Smokey Robinson and The Miracles > 39-My Way-Frank Sinatra > 38-Amazing Grace-Judy Collins > 37-It's Impossible-Perry Como > 36-Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep-Middle Of The Road > 35-Pay To The Piper-Chairmen Of The Board > 34-Joy To The World-Three Dog Night > 33-Didn't I (Blow Your Mind)-Delfonics > 32-We Can Work It Out-Stevie Wonder > 31-Hot Love-T Rex > 30-Rose Garden-Lynn Anderson > 29-Lazy Bones-Jonathan King > 28-(Where Do I Begin) Love Story-Andy Williams > 27-Just My Imagination-Temptations > 26-Good Old Arsenal-Arsenal 1st Team Squad > 25-Hey Willy-Hollies > 24-Remember Me-Diana Ross > 23-Sugar Sugar-Sakkarin > 22-He's Gonna Step On You Again-John Kongos > 21-Rain-Bruce Ruffin > 20-Un Banc, Un Arbre, Une Rue-Severine > 19-Oh You Pretty Thing-Peter Noone > 18-It's A Sin To Tell A Lie-Gerry Monroe > 17-Double Barrel-Dave and Ansil Collins > 16-Banner Man-Blue Mink > 15-It Don't Come Easy-Ringo Starr > 14-I Think Of You-Perry Como > 13-Lady Rose-Mungo Jerry > 12-Mozart Symphony No. 40-Waldo De Los Rios > 11-I'm Gonna Run Away From You-Tami Lynn > 10-Jig-A-Jig-East Of Eden > 9-Rags To Riches-Elvis Presley > 8-I Did What I Did For Maria-Tony Christie > 7-Malt Barley Blues-McGuinness Flint > 6-I Am...I Said-Neil Diamond > 5-Brown Sugar / Bitch / Let It Rock-The Rolling Stones > 4-My Brother Jake-Free > 3-Heaven Must Have Sent You-Elgins > 2-Indiana Wants Me-R Dean Taylor > 1-Knock Three Times-Dawn Read more... My own version of 21 questions]
OK this is called 21 questions lmao I dunno if there will be OK here goes...
OK if you could buy a gift for anyone and give them anything....
If you got to spend a Day with anyone.... Who do you admire most ?
Who do you dispise most? Ipod or Mp3? Tune most in your head? Person you think about most? Cremation, burial or exposure? Would you have public sex how public and who with and where?
If you could bring back any dead relative who would it be and why them? Who is your best friend? Who was your first crush? Favourate drink? favourate place? Favourate food? Favourate place in the world? Favourate time of the day? Thing you like to do most? Thing you like to do least? What makes you happy? What makes you sad? Beach desert? Village city? What would make you cry? What would make you smile? Whats your favourate colour? Whats your least favourate colour? Suprise or planned event? Gig or party? Favorate band all time? Favourate band of the moment? least favourate band? What are you listenig to right now? last person you called? last person you spoke to face to face? radio CD vinyl tape media player mp3 or ipod or psp? The name you would give your child? The name you hate most Animal you would MOST like to own as a pet? Animal you dislike the most? Do you have a pet? ( if you do name? gender? age? why that pet?) Do you look after the pet of does someone else? can you sing? Shower or bath? Do you wear perfumes? ( thats anything scented regardless of what you use )and if so what? Favourate plant? favourate flower? Suntan or burn like toast? Favorate colour hair? What would you say is most important in a personality? What do you find sexy? what did you think of my "21" questions?
and by the way I didnt google any and the only thing i might have re done was to see a spelling mistake this is all as soon as i thought it I put it in...
Read more... my personality test ( I knew this )]<div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center">Advanced Global Personality Test Results<br> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#eeeeee"><tr> <td> <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" target="_blank">Stability</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">40%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/orderliness.html" target="_blank">Orderliness</a></td> <td width="61">||||</td> <td width="30">20%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/accommodation.html" target="_blank">Accommodation</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">76%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/interdependence.html" target="_blank">Interdependence</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/intellectual.html" target="_blank">Intellectual</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">23%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/mystical.html" target="_blank">Mystical</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">36%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/artistic.html" target="_blank">Artistic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/religious.html" target="_blank">Religious</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">36%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/hedonism.html" target="_blank">Hedonism</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/materialism.html" target="_blank">Materialism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/narcissism.html" target="_blank">Narcissism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">36%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/adventurousness.html" target="_blank">Adventurousness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/workethic.html" target="_blank">Work ethic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/selfabsorbed.html" target="_blank">Self absorbed</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/conflictseeking.html" target="_blank">Conflict seeking</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/needtodominate.html" target="_blank">Need to dominate</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> </table> </td> <td> <table style="color: black; 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Please tell you children this as well.....
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Something to read and be aware of. It may save your life someday.
This is a report from a woman who works with criminals on a daily basis and should have been aware of things like this. Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. Here's her story: I live in Alexandria, VA, but I often work in Lafayette, LA, staying with friends when I'm there. We heard in the news media that there was a serial killer in the Lafayette area. I just want to let you know about an incident that happened to me, that could have been deadly. At first, I didn't go to the police with it because I didn't realize how serious this encounter was. But since I work in a jail, and I told a few people about it, it wasn't long before I was paraded into Internal Affairs to tell them my story. It was approximately 5:15 A.M. in Opelousas, La. I had stayed with a friend there, and was on my way to work. I stopped at the Exxon/Blimpie Pie station to get gas. I got $10 gas and a Diet Coke. I took into the store, two $5 bills, and one $1 bill (just enough to get my stuff). As I was pulling away from the store, a man approached my truck from the back side of the store (an unlit area). He was an approachable-looking man (clean cut, clean shaven, dressed well). He walked up to my window and knocked. Since I'm very paranoid and always looking for the rapist or killer, I didn't open the window. I just asked what he wanted. He raised a $5 bill to my window and said, "You dropped this." Since I knew I had gone into the store with a certain amount of money, I knew I didn't drop it. When I told him it wasn't mine, he began hitting the window and door, yelling at me to open my door, and insisting that I had dropped the money! At that point, I just drove away as fast as I could. After talking to the Internal Affairs Department, describing the man I saw, and the way he escalated from calm and polite to angry and volatile, it was determined that I could have possibly encountered the serial killer myself. Up to this point, it had been unclear as to how he had gained access to his victims, since there has been no evidence of forced entry into victim's homes, cars, etc. And the fact that he has been attacking in the daytime, means he is pretty crafty and bold. So think about it... what gesture is nicer than returning money to someone who dropped it? How many times would you have opened your window (or door) to get your money and say 'thank you'.... because if the person is kind enough to return something to you, then he can't really be a threat....can he???? Please be cautious! This may not have been the serial killer... but anyone that gets that angry over someone not accepting money from them can't have honorable intentions. What might have happened if I had opened my door? I shudder to think! Even if this man wasn't a serial killer, HE WAS NOT A NICE PERSON. This is especially important for ladies, but I'm sending it to the men in our lives as well. It is good advice and something to think about... It may save your life someday. PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW qustionare]
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so cnt i hav proper one