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xxlilminxzoexx
Age 20
Age 20- Name
- xxlilminxzoexx
- Last Online
- Oct 30th 2008
- Last Updated
- May 17th 2007
- Visitors
- 7415
- Rating
- 9.97551 (14664 votes)
- Location
- west yorkshire
- Relationship
- Single
- Sexuality
- Straight
- Height
- 5' 1" (155 cm)
- Eyes
- Hazel
- Hair Style
- brown with blond streaks
- Body Type
- Slim, Toned
- Occupation
- trainee healthcare student/bar worker
- Ideal Partner
- someone who makes me laugh and likes me for who i am
- Interests
- SEX, beer, partying, shopping, etc
- Cigarettes
- I smoke
- Alcohol
- I like to get drunk
- Drugs
- I don't use drugs
- Bad Habits
- smoking, fallin 4 the wrong ppl
About me
 1st of all i wana say
R.I.P Aimee Wellock 7th June 2005 Keep dancing in the sky hun! LIVERPOOL ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my email addy is tigger_ice_dawson@hotmail.com
Th3 nam3 iis Zo3 aka Jr Jordan Curr3ntly doiin a full time h3althcar3 cours3 // crav3n coll3g3 // AGH ii liv3 iin my own liittl3 world .:*:.I*m Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You Because In That Moment They Held My World.:*:*Meetin You Was Fate, Becoming Ur Friend Was My Choice, But Falling In Luv With You...Was Beyond My Control!*:. Sometimes, when 1 person is away, it seems like the whole world is gone. people lie, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.*The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can*t Have Them.**Should I Smile, Cuz Ur My Friend, Or Cry...Cuz That*s All We*ll Ever Be?*
well im a funny excitin lass who likes to have fun. i enjoy spendin time wi my friends and gettin plasterd on a weekend!! i love talkin to ppl who have a wkd personality so if u do n u wana chat jus let me no. most of my friends think am mental an the reason it says jrjordan is cos my mates nicknamed me it due to my assetts!!LOL anyway i if ya wantin to c sum more pics then check out my website pic page (just click it) on www.randombabe69.piczo.com
I jus wana say that i have sum great friends an they r one of a kind.cant name em all but il try name sum:Laura,Bozza, saz, aaarly, kez, matthew, cloba, KP, evry1 in college n where i work, evry1 at bradford ice arena n my old skool love yas all!!
i love ppl who like t have a laugh, ppl who think that girls shunt be slags jus cos they wana look good, gals that agree that lads shud be called slags not players!!that jus boosts their ego!!
I hate lads who think they r hard n godsgift n big one Cheaters!!!, girls that think they r the shit n make other girls feel like crap n say things wen they dont even know the person (chloesmith1987), bitchy ppl, spiders, too much hard work, sex deprivation
One last thing!! Live life to the full,never look bak or regret anythin cos it happens for a reason n u learn from the experience!
Wise words: that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. you'll eventually lose someone you love. love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. when Your feeling alone like no one cares read
Only In BritainBe proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain... do we clean up before the cleaner arrives. NOT TO MENTION......... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 9 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolates. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. AND FINALLY......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet............................ RULE BRITANNIA!!
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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee a
nd I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!
I don't have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Got it?, you DICK!?!
me n u
1. who are you?
2. How well do u no me?
3. Where did we meet?
4. If therewas something you could give me what would it be?
5. Do u fancy me?
6. Would u kiss me?
7. Whats your favourite position
8. Do u wanna meet me?
9. Wud you sex me?
10. Rate me ?
Read more...stop racism
A Black Man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Black Man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The White Man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The Black Man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was Black,"
"When I grew up I was Black,"
"When I'm sick I'm Black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm Black,"
"When I'm cold I'm Black,"
"When I die I'll be Black."
"But you Sir..."
"When your born your Pink,"
"When your sick, your Green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn Red,"
"When your cold you turn Blue,"
"And when you die you turn Purple."
"And you have the
nerve
to
call
me
Coloured
!"
The Black Man then sat back down and the white man walked away
STOP RACISM!! COPY THIS AND PUT IT ONTO YOUR PROFILE
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