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Location
preston..
Relationship
In Relationship
Sexuality
Gay or Lesbian
Height
5' 3" (160 cm)
Eyes
Brown
Hair Style
blonde Fringe,black short hair..mohawk.pink at bak
Body Type
Slim, Toned
Occupation
TA & carphone warehouse.. yikes!
Ideal Partner
Sal <3 .. Nicole Richie. shes got it ALL! >mwah<
Interests
Chillin wid Cool ppl's,laughin about nothin!!
Cigarettes
I smoke
Alcohol
I'm an alcoholic
Drugs
I don't use drugs
Bad Habits
ask sal! >hm< whats an Omnivore?

About me

Can ya lick your own elbow?

HEY! .. OK ABOUT ME ..    Well. um.. i LOVE partyin.. basically ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! if i could .. i would REALLY do it asa job.. hmm *thinking*

well.. im in the army now.. well TA! n based at Grantham.. which i LOVE! basically full time cause im ALWAYS THERE.. its fucking GREAT! gettin mega fit *big hed to fuk coming* but yea u would to gettin the body i am! oo!! lol...  Guna join th Reg's soon .. well when i get mi second bounty! cause im alreadi a chef in there. yup mi cooking is FANTASTIC! woho!!

I LOVE hot sunny days.. just chillin out in th sun wid a few beers and wikid ppl.. i cant think of anything beta!

Ive got a wkd gf .. sal <3 love er to bits! been together for quite a while now, which is going pretty good id say. we never argue (how many ppl can say that?) .. wierd huh! but yea.. love ya baby xx mwah xxxxx

Blow A Kiss

Im into loadsa things.. to many things really. havnt got the chance to do many ov them. but theres stil plenty ov tym b4 mi liver fkds up.. hmm! realli wana go sky diving. but im to scared to do anything more then *think* about how cool it actually would be..!!

Sarah sey's it's funny! SO .... Its Funny! (ok) 

Love piercings.. again! i did when i was like 14 .. then got very scared when i got mi belly pierced. sorta blacked out so gave them up for a bit.. think im OVER that now.. so prolley guna end up a pierced freak soon.. lol

Guna get a few tats soon aswel. not sure what. but really want a tazmanian devil.. (lol) mayb on mi left butt cheek?

anyways guna go and fill this in another tym.. just had to fill up mi profile a little bit more.. xx

if any1 wants to chat on msn.. i got it. so mgs me x

 Things i LIKE  Sunny days, wierd people, richmond superkings, carling extra cold, SAS, Sal Naked, Animals that DONT bite. america. Mcdonalds, Discusting websites, funny jokes, black jumpers, YELLOW<3, chicken rogan josh<3, oxtail soup, blading, acting, beadles about, Don Jolly, Sexy underwear, Porn, Beanbags, hairduye, Fries, Movies, Walkabout, Live bands, Stephen Gately, Driving, Rock School, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Liverpool, Flamingo's, Photo's. Barbeques, aftershock, Piercings, Ice skating, Camping, Moving, Newcastle, Big Brother, Comedy, Flats, Swimming Pools, D&G, cherry lambrine, Snow. Jaffa Cakes, Snack Bars, Role Play sex, Rolley's, Motorbikes, Attitude, How it's Made, Mirror's, Music, Online Games, Blind Date, Teleport Replay, Popodom's, Cheese & Tomato Pizza, Cheese & Lea Perrons Toasty's, Garlic, Talking, Karoke, Puppies, Lady Birds, Christmas Tree's, DVD's, Goal Karting, Blackpool, Arcades, Whips, Tripe with vinegar, Cockles, Beaches, Hockey, Tea, Tomato's, Strawberry Milkshake, Onions, Greenday, Olsden Twins, Argos, Garlic Bread, Twenty Two. Strap On's, Stripy Hats, Drinking Binge's, Travelling, The Simple Life, Crab Sticks, Cooking,  Making Prank Calls, Water Fights, Wearhouse, R.V's, Tat's, Tazmanian Devil, Comedians, Ann Summers, Strawberry Cheesecake, Hugs, Kisses, Mi fone;/, The simpsons, Prostitutes NOT asking me for fags, Strip clubs,

Things i DONT LIKE Skin on custard, Horlicks, Red Wine, News, Boring People, Moaning, Hospital's, Prostitues asking for Fags, Animals that BITE, Hangovers, Cheaters, Heart Scar's, Cancer, Rudeness, Sonic, India, Olives, None Sex Porn, Perverts, Bacardi Breezers, Baileys, Shops that Short-change me.grrr, Home & Away, Darts, Interviews, Washing-up, Night-Screen, Pauline Fowler, Girlfriend's Annoying Ex's, Micheal Jackson, Police Cells, Court Fines ;( , Debt, Tele-sales, Getting Prank Calls, Compulsive LIARS!, Jackie Stallone, Frogs, Apple Pie, Linzi's Homemade Pancakes-> hmm, Fat chewy bits in Sausage rolls ;o,

........................................................................ Random Babble about Random things.....

WORKING.... (arghhh) I fink i've had about .. *ummm* 50 jobs. need to get mi arse sorted out with sumthin i actually LIKE to do.. What the hell that it.. i dont know?! Was thinking about doing the Sex lines. can just scoff mi face wid pizza and curri wile lettin dirtteee old men geta bit X-cited! ?!?! maybeee's that'l b what i do next! .. Any1 no ov ne1 recuiting?! (im just adding on to this shit, insteada changin it all)-> im in the TA , think i was back then nehows. working for shitty carphone warehouse at the mo.. was at bingo not to long ago as deputy supervisor but it took the piss with all the hours so had to leave.

My top 10 hotties<3 Britney Murfy, Christina Agulairia <3, Ashley Olsden, <3 Avril Lavigne, Emily Corrie (sooz from AS-IF), Nicole Richie, Matt  le-blanc, Leonardo Dicaprio, Shayne Ward, <3 David Beckham ..  Ok .. Top Eleven ... (well mi num1) Sallie Baby x.x.x <3

Games :- Navy Battles .. OMG it lasts lyk 4EVA! sooooo annoying. I think that game CHEATS!! .. blah!! Solitare .. I <3 this sad little game. have no idea why cuz its annoying as hell. but yea. it beats bordam. then becum's addidtive! It's Mine .. Grrrrrrrrr! Snakeman .. Somthing ALWAYS happens when i play this.. i either get a phonecall, ppl sign in2 yahoo/msn/ Damn popups or it just doesnt let me submit mi highscore. damn game!! J20 .. <3 it. Will be first again.. woho!! <3

f a v o r i t e s


TV SHOW: Just for Laughs!
CONDITIONER: Silverkrin
BOOK: Addict!
MAGAZINE: Pick me Up
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Orange Juice
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Stella, Vodka/redbull, VKapple
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: GET PISSED!
BAND OR GROUP: Greenday/Avril/Gwen/Calling


h a v e y o u


BROKEN THE LAW: Yeah
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: Sorta.. a whileeee bak!
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: Lyk a MILLION tyms!
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Yea
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: LOADS!
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: erm ? i think?
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: Yea.. ;/ was Bolloxed!
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: YUP 4 3YRS!
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: No.. does it look like im dead? i'd drown!
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Yeah..
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Well not on mi shoulder (i dont think)


l o v e


BOYFRIEND: When i was lyk 12-16
GIRLFRIEND: i am now ;p

SEXUALITY: Lesboooo
CHILDREN: Nah, maybee's in th future?!
CURRENT CRUSH: no1! just lookin n likin what i see!! Hmm!
BEEN IN LOVE?: I am now!
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Yea, but doesnt every1?
BEEN HURT?: Yup...
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: Cheating/ leaving skool early!
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Yup!


r a n d o m


DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Nope! (its yes now,woho)haha
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Greenday i think? or some ov linzi's random CRAP!
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: yellow ov course!
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Love/People/Happiness

WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?:

SARAH WINDER! ha a.k.a SAL

WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: beve! Linzi,Gema,Viki,Emma,EmmaF,Steven,Jay and all my TA wikid ppl!  to many names, 2little time! LOVE you all!!! FUK yea!!!!



w h e n / what was the last


TIME YOU CRIED?: When my dog died. lyk a week or so ago *sad*GOT A REAL LETTER?: Today
GOT E-MAIL: Today
THING YOU PURCHASED: Lottery Ticket
PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Xfactor! (Its on now)

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n


ABORTION: Ermm i wudnt do it, But woteva?!
TEENAGE SMOKING: I dont care? i did. dont bother me if ppl do it!
SPICE GIRLS: Ermmm NO!

DREAMS: I lyk them. the cool ones. where im Realli rich!


Favorite:???


5 letter word: Linzi .lol.
Cartoon: The Simpsons.. woho!
Cereal: Bran Flakes .. wid HoT milk! Blame-> mi nan
Chewing gum: Nicorettes(jk) .. Hubba bubba! But they loose flavor in lyk 3 chews. gr!
Color(s): Yellow & Black
Color nail polish: Pink - ?!
Day of week: Friday/Saturday ;p

least fave day: Monday/ Sunday
Flower: Red Roses.. !! I lyk Plastic 1's beta!

jello flavor: Jello.. NO! jelly.. yea-> Strawberry!

jewelry: White Gold..

Summer/Winter: Summer & Winter. lyk th beach and like th snow so BOTH!


|| Person who last.. ||


Slept in your bed: hmm! myself! at the TA most ov th tym so yea me n seXi gals around mw!

saw you cry: hm! beKi>;p 

Made you cry: My dog! YES MI DOG WAS A PERSON.ok!


Yelled at you: hmm?! i Dunno?!

Sent you an email: Carla !

|| Have you ever.. ||


Said "I love you" and meant it? What a stupid question?! I wouldnt sey it if i didnt mean it!

had sex? Ermm NO! fookin questions! Im not 12!

been intimate with someone of the same sex? Ermm NO! Im a lesbo wid a gf. what du think?

gone out in public in your pajamas: Yea..

done drugs? Yea..

crried during a movie: Yea...
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: No, im not SAD;p
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: Yea!.. well, not realli mi week. mi dey when im doin nuthin else..
Been on stage: Yup! In plays and shit.. Choir ;o
Been to New York: Nope. wana tho
Been to California: nope.. agen i WANT TO!
Hawaii: Fuckin hell.. NOOOO
China: WOULDNT WANT TO-> i'd b freaked out..Long story!
Canada: NO NO NO no no But i'd lyk 2..
Europe: Ermm NO?! .. doh!!
Wished you were the opposite sex : Yea so i could fuck mi gf with a real 1 2 make gorgeous babies;p.. lol. just that reason tho!
What time is it now?: 00.23 MI fucking birthday!
Apples or bananas?: Apples. boring Question *yawn*
Blue or red?: YELLOW!
Walmart or target?: ASDA!
Spring or Fall?: SUMMER!
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: GO TO BED! ~sex~
what was the last meal you ate?: Pizza.. Wich was chewy!
High school or college?: NO COMMENT.. ha!

*DELETED SHIT! WAIT FOR UPDATES* ARMY PICCI'S CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >XX>


|| Friendship/Love ||Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yup
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: yeah.. FIFTEEN!
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: Trust!
Who do you love?: MYSELF! .. <3 Linzi <3
WHo is your best friend?: MYSELF!
Do you have good friends?: Yup ~xx~

ARMY PIX COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Comments

oncloud9oncloud9HappyAge 26Mar 28th 2008 Hey, how's you? btw was ur star tattoo sore to get done? its really nice x
kellmabellekellmabelleHappyAge 24Oct 16th 2007 felt like having a wander through my friends list and say "hi" to people so.. um.. hi! lol how's it going?
Drakkar  Drakkar HappyAge 38Jul 11th 2007 thx hope ur doin well best of wishes to ya
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